Still nameless Black Run: Part Deux
by, 11th March 2012 at 09:21 AM (252 Views)
A new morning, a new day! And I started the day by walking into Bianca's house in search of food. Her ugly slut of a mother sometimes makes me food when I come over.
Once again, I walked in on Bainca's dad screaming at her. Bianca's mom was watching from the safety of the kitchen.
"I'm not letting you leave!" Bianca's father hissed. he grabbed hold of one of Bianca's wrists.
"I'm going to be a Trainer!" Bianca insisted. "You're hurting me..."
"I'm never letting you go..."
While this went on, I went to the fridge and got myself some leftovers. "Good eatings," I said to Bianca's mom as I sat own and enjoyed the show.
Later that morning, I went to Prof. Juniper's lab to sneak up on her Minccino and scare it. It's funny, especially when it starts freaking out, pees on the floor, and hides on top of the fridge for several hours. When I got there, I found Cheren and Bianca there.
"We were waiting for you," Juniper said to me.
"Why?" I asked. Snappy comeback if I do say so myself.
"Because you're trainer," Juniper said, exasperated. "And you had an appointment here for several weeks!"
What a bitch.
"Would you like to name your Oshawott?" Juniper asked me.
"Yes," I responded. "Tagiru."
"While this is all fucking fascniating," Cheren stated, "I want to get going and begin my journey to being the Champion."
"Fuck off, Cheren!" I said. "We're fucking talking over here."
"Let's get you kids going," Juniper said to us."
"Fucking finally," Cheren said. "Jesus."
"I'll meet you kids outside, where I'll show you how to capture a Pokemon!"
"I know how. I'm a genius."
The four of us walked outside, and to the grass. There, Juniper showed us how to catch a Pokemon. I wasn't sure what, I was busy pantsing Cheren at the time of demonstration.
My mother surprised me by meeting us there. She gave me a Town Map.
"The fuck is this?" I asked her.
"It's something to help you on your journey," she said. "You ungrateful little shit."
"Why are you giving it to me?"
"Cheren's mom asked me to deliver it to him."
Mom and I had a good laugh. Ah, family bonding~ But Cheren had to ruin it by talking: "I'm standing right here, you know."
I pulled Cheren's pants down again and went into the tall grass, ready to continue my journey.
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