by, 9th October 2013 at 01:50 PM (752 Views)
I'm sorry if I ever caused you pain, if I was ever annoying, if I ever crushed your dreams, if I ever hurt you in any way. But most of all,
I'm sorry for being me. I know it's not my fault that you're all jealous of me, but I still feel the need to apologize. I'm sorry you will never look as good as me, or be as popular and universally loved. I understand what you regular people (or 'normies') go through. I understand your struggles, even though I live a life of smooth sailing and happiness.
And most of all, I'm sorry that no one will ever be like me. And if I'm gone one day, the world will be a sadder place, because no one can be as good as me. And I'm sorry for that.
I'll be signing autographs now.
Total Trackbacks 0