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by , 9th October 2013 at 01:50 PM (756 Views)
I'm sorry if I ever caused you pain, if I was ever annoying, if I ever crushed your dreams, if I ever hurt you in any way. But most of all,

I'm sorry for being me. I know it's not my fault that you're all jealous of me, but I still feel the need to apologize. I'm sorry you will never look as good as me, or be as popular and universally loved. I understand what you regular people (or 'normies') go through. I understand your struggles, even though I live a life of smooth sailing and happiness.

And most of all, I'm sorry that no one will ever be like me. And if I'm gone one day, the world will be a sadder place, because no one can be as good as me. And I'm sorry for that.

I'll be signing autographs now.

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  1. HumanDawn's Avatar
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    I'll be signing autographs now.
    Thank you for signing them for me!
  2. Zima's Avatar
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    I'm not jealous of you. I don't want your autograph either.
  3. Buoy's Avatar
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    Zima, HumanDawn, Karamazov and 1 others like this.
  4. Zexy's Avatar
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    Uhm, your apologies are accepted.

    I WANT AN AUTOGRAPH!
  5. Meron's Avatar
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    Hi Gretchen.
  6. Spypitoad's Avatar
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    I forgive you. If I get a free autograph.
    Markos likes this.
  7. Doctor Who's Avatar
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    *clicks*
    *clicks again*
    *beep boop*
    The computer says you are forgiven. Give me an autograph. :3
  8. Markos's Avatar
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    This gave me a good laugh. Do you take other currencies?
  9. Karamazov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HumanDawn
    Thank you for signing them for me!
    No problem. Stay human!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ziмa
    I'm not jealous of you. I don't want your autograph either.
    It's okay. You don't have to lie anymore.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zexy
    Uhm, your apologies are accepted.

    I WANT AN AUTOGRAPH!
    No problem. Stay human!

    Quote Originally Posted by Meloni
    Hi Gretchen.
    Hi!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Palpitoad
    I forgive you. If I get a free autograph.
    No problem! Free autographs cost 2 dollars USD.

    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor Who
    *clicks*
    *clicks again*
    *beep boop*
    The computer says you are forgiven. Give me an autograph. :3
    Say please. And stay human!

    Quote Originally Posted by Insert Name Here
    This gave me a good laugh. Do you take other currencies?
    No, I take money.

    And Buoy, I'll sign your dog for you!
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  11. Reila's Avatar
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  12. Karamazov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spheal
    I'm sorry you're still jealous of me. :(
    Quote Originally Posted by Reila
  13. Doctor Who's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Contrary
    Say please. And stay human!
    Please!
    No, I will not stay human! I will stay Time Lord.
  14. Karamazov's Avatar
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    The Doctor became human. You should, too.
    Doctor Who likes this.
  15. maglev's Avatar
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    I never meant to cause you any sorrow.
    I never meant to cause you any pain.
    I only wanted to one time see you laughing.
    I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain.
  16. Reila's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Contrary
    Doctor Who likes this.
  17. TheMissingno.'s Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buoy
    Zima likes this.
  18. Winterdaze's Avatar
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  19. Phoenixphlare's Avatar
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    I found this bogus apology to be shallow and pedantic.
  20. Beausoleil's Avatar
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    get bent you canadian mucus brain

    (that was a joke, for anyone who doesn't know. kara and i are buds. ain't that right, kara? *puts in headlock*)
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