Contrary

Something I noticed

, 4th January 2013 at 06:35 PM (188 Views)

I am the big brother to everyone on Bulbagarden. Think about it: you all respect and look up to me, I can give advice, you can all come to me if you have a problem, and I'm always sticking up for you in front of mom and dad

LOL, not really. I'm your big brother because I bully all of you, make fun of you in front of your friends, frame you so you get into trouble, smash your science projects, and treat you like a slave.

Now go get me a soda before I give you a swirlie.

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Shiny Celebi - 4th January 2013 06:36 PM
Please dont be mean, big brother Kara
Ebail - 4th January 2013 06:37 PM
*cracks knuckles*

As someone with 5 big brothers those are fighting words to me. Bring it on.

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Contrary - 4th January 2013 06:58 PM
Originally Posted by Aquanova

Please dont be mean, big brother Kara

What? I can't hear you over the toilet flushing.

Originally Posted by The Miz

*cracks knuckles*

As someone with 5 big brothers those are fighting words to me. Bring it on.

I have six sisters, girl. You wanna bring it? It's brought.

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Shiny Celebi - 4th January 2013 07:01 PM
I mean you're the best big brother ever!

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Ebail - 4th January 2013 07:02 PM
Six sisters? Pfft, I have six brothers in total. But I can't hit you, because I obviously secretly love you, so I'll need to find someone else to do my dirty work.

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Contrary - 4th January 2013 07:22 PM
Originally Posted by The Miz

I'll need to find someone else to do my dirty work.

because I'm a caring brother, I'll volunteer.
Firebrand - 4th January 2013 07:33 PM
How nice.
Orion - 4th January 2013 11:06 PM
Originally Posted by Karamazov

because I'm a caring brother, I'll volunteer.

You're volunteering to fight yourself? That's... unique I:
Wyvernphlare - 5th January 2013 01:28 AM
It's not called a swirlie it's called a Russian Champoo