Pokemon Black: Unteractive Playthrough 8
by, 24th March 2011 at 08:47 PM (625 Views)
Jack vs. Lenora! Hipster Panic!
My Pokemon and I spent a long time training on the outskirts of Nacrene City. Finally, we were ready.
Ready to face the hipsters!
Hold on, my computer crashed. Now I have to rewrite everything! >:O
Alright, now back to Nacrene!
I let out my team and we marched through the city. Whenever a hipster tried to get close, one of my Pokemon would stop them: Xena would use Yawn to knock them out; Hickey would use Incinerate to trap them in a ring of fire; Dan Hibiki would Low Sweep them, causing them to fall down; Leo would use Take Down to knock them back.
Chloe, I tried to ride her to the Gym. But I was too heavy and she collapsed. Looks like she won't be in this Gym...
I finally barricaded myself and my Pokemon inside the Gym. A scientist named Hawes escorted me through the museum and showed me where to find the Gym Leader, wif wife, Lenora.
I had a few choice
bandswords for her, like, "how could you let your city be overrun with hipsters?!"
Leo and I knocked down all the book shelves to make a mess, hoping that the noise would alert the Gym Leader of our presence.
Eventually, one book case (shelves? Case? Huh.) fell to reveal stairs leading down. I walked down and prepared for a fight.
There she was: a robust black woman with an apron and a large afro. Now that I think about it, she's probably the first black person I've ever met. I mean, Unovas' a very diverse country and all, but it's still primarily white.
"Hello, boy!" she shouted. "I am Lenora, the natural born mama!"
I looked at her curiously.
She went on, "I'm going to mess you up, little boy!"
I gasped. She was bizarre and unpleasant.
And then she started laughing.
"I'm just kidding!" she said calmly. "Most people get all sensitive about me being the first black Gym Leader in Unova. To tell you the truth, I'm kind of tired of people trying to be sensitive; I'm a human being, not some...idol or something..Sorry for that little joke."
I smiled and walked closer.
She threw a book at my head.
"That's for knocking down all those books!" she said. "Do you know who has to clean that?! The librarian, of course. But it's still very rude!"
"Mrs. Lenora, you have a lot of explaining to do. How could you let the hipsters take over?"
Fun fact about Lenora: Hypnis has 70 accuracy out of a 100. Normally when you use it, it misses. But whenever she or anyone else but you uses it? Damn right it's gonna work.
Lenora's Herdier has Intimidate, meaning Dan Hibiki's attack is cut. But even with that in mind, Dan defeats it without taking damage.
Well, time for a new strategy...Originally Posted by Iteru
I returned Dan Hibiki and sent out the Pokemon I caught during my training:
Mallory (named after Mallory Pike from The Babysitters Club book series)the Throh cost a lot of time, patience, and Pokeballs. I hate him, but a Fighting-type like him would do very well against Lenora.
"Come at me, bro," Lenora said.
Watchog strikes first with...ugh, Hypnosis. It then uses Retaliate twice.
Finally, Mallory woke up and uses Seismic Toss!
...and couldn't even take out 25% of Watchog's HP.
Watchog finished Mallory with one more Retaliate.
Dan Hibiki starts things off with Low Sweep...And one-shots Watchog!
Jack wins! Jack wins! Jack wins!
"I've got to hand it to you," Lenora said to me, "you really know how to make magic when you're on the ropes."
She handed me the Basic Badge. Wait, is this a Badge or a bar of chocolate?
Lenora's husband Hawes ran in and whined, "DEEAARR!"
So annoying, by the way.
"What is it, dear?" Lenora asked.
"There's a problem going on in the museum!"
"Oh no, the hipsters are striking back!"
Next time: "The Fury of Oshawott! Bitch Tits Appears!"
Time to vote off another member of the team, people.
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