Once again, the trainer known as Jack was making a fool of himself. This time, he was drunk and making out with a girl named Hilda.
His Pokemon, meanwhile, waiting for him in the playground.
"He's at it again," Hickey said, peering at the others from his sunglasses. "Acting like a moron."
"Don't insult him!" Bitch Tits snapped. "He knows what he's doing!"
"Even after he threw you at Musharna?"
"He...he believed in me! He knew that I was the only one who could beat it!"
"Whatever you say," Leo sighed.
"You actually believe he likes you?" Hickey snickered.
"Hickey, enough. Leave B.T. alone."
Chloe was running around the yard with Bea Arthur on her back. They decided to join in the conversation:
"So are you a wild Pokemon or something?" Chleo asked. "Did Jack just catch you?"
"I should say not!" Bitch Tits said, looking down his nose at Chleo. "I was Jack's first Pokemon!"
"Wow, so you must've gotten a lot of training in!" Chloe said with admiration. "Let's play! I want to be real strong and evolve, just like my mom!"
"Is your dad evolved, too?" Leo asked, raising a curious eyebrow at the Blitzle.
"Nope! He doesn't believe in evolution, but wants me to choose what I want to do."
"Evolution, huh?" Bitch Tits muttered. "Never thought about it before, but-"
Chloe rammed into Bitch Tits, knocking him off the large rock he was sitting on.
Bea Arthur, having flown off Chloe's back, screamed, "What're you doing?! I coulda gotten hurt!"
"And I was hurt!" Bitch Tits whined. "What were you thinking, you ugly little...?"
"I want to battle you, since you must be really strong," Chloe declared. "Come on, fight me!"
"How dare you attack a prince like me?!"
"Prince?" Hickey scoffed. "If you're a prince, then I'm the king of rock and roll."
"I'm a prince because Daddy is the king of battling."
Hickey was about to say something, but Leo growled, "Leave him alone."
"You're such a buzzkill, Le-Le!" Hickey said, removing his sunglasses. "Oh well, at least your mustache is cute."
Leo groaned and layed down in the sand box.
"You're going to get sand in your fur," Bea Arthur said as-a-matter-of-factly.
"No, I won't."
"Yes, because sand just comes out so easily," Bea Arthur said sarcastically.
"It does with me."
"Where's Xena?" Hickey asked.
Hickey jumped out to the ledge of the window and peered inside the day care: Jack, a man, a woman, and a young girl around Jack's height were sitting at a table and drinking. They were sitting in little plastic chairs with crayon markings all over them.
"I think she might be in there," Hickey said. "I don't see her."
"Hey, let me up, I want to see!" Bitch Tits pleaded.
Bea Arthur flew closer to the window and looked inside. "There's that Munna, right above Jack's head," she said.
Xena was on her back (but still floating), a can in her grasp. She was drinking from it, and a few drops were spilling down from her mouth.
Everyone in the room clapped and cheered for her.
"Looks like Xena's got a knack for partying," Hickey said slyly. "So much for being a warrior princess."
"What's going on?!" Bitch Tits whined. "Tell me!"
"Xena is beloved by all in there. You should go in there are start drinking like her, Bitch Tits."
"Fine, I will!"
Bitch Tits managed to jump up to the doorknob and twisted it, opening the door. He proudly waltzed into the building and met those inside.
"What did you do that for?" Bea Arthur asked Hickey. "What's going to be accomplished if the kid interrupts?"
"Oh, we're going to be amused," Hickey snickered.
"What's goin' on?" Chloe asked. She walked up to the window and peered in.
"Hickey..." Leo growled.
Bitch Tits waltzed into the room and pulled on the tablecloth. The bottles and cans came crashing down.
Bitch Tits picked up a can and started drinking from it.
Jack jumped out of his seat and pointed at Bitch Tits, who stared at him with curiosity.
"What's happening?" Chloe asked.
"This will end well," Bea Arthur said sarcastically.
"Keep watching," Hickey said, a wicked smile on his face.
Bitch Tits held out his arms and cried out with joy. He dropped the can on the floor, spilling the drink on his feet.
In a fit of anger, Jack picked up the Oshawott and drumped him head-first into a garbage can.
Hickey fell from the edge and started rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
"Oh my-Oh my- ARCEUS, HA!" he managed to screech.
"That was pretty funny," Bea Arthur confessed.
"I don't think so," Leo barked.
"Me neither," Chloe said. "So, I'm guessing he's not the favorite of the team?"
"My guess is that position would go to Leo," Hickey said as we wiped away the tears from his eyes. "He's the only one to have evolved, and he gets the most battles in."
"Wow, so you must be really strong, Leo!" Chloe said to the Herdier. "Please battle me."
"I'd like to see you battle," Hickey said.
"Sure, why not?" Leo said.
Leo stood in the sand box, Chloe on the opposite side of the playground.
"The match between clumsy Chlow and lecherous Leowill begin!" Hickey announced.
"Clumsy? Lecherous?" Bea Arthur questioned.
"I would imagine they're those deep, derp down."
Chloe charged at Leo. Leo started kicking up sand.
What is he doing? she wondered.
By the time she reached the hand box, Leo was gone.
"What just happened?" Bea Arthur asked.
"I don't know," Hickey confessed. "Never seen him do this before."
Leo appeared beside Chleo and used Take Down on her; she was slammed to the ground.
"I give, I give!" Chleo cried. "You're too strong!"
"How did you do that, Leo?" Hickey gasped.
"It's a special talent of mine," Leo said in a low chuckle.
"Be careful you don't mess up her cute little mohawk thing."
"I'll electrocute you, Leo!" Chleo gasped. "I'll show you how strong I am. I'll show you..."
"Enough, time for you to rest," Leo said. "That Take Down took a lot out of us both.
"No! No, I'm not a pushover!"'
"Alright, fine. Shock me with your strongest attack. Show me how strong you are."
Chloe was silent for a moment.
"I don't know any electrical attacks yet," Chleo said finally. "I just know Charge...not that it means I'm weak! I just haven't learned..."
"I know, I know," Leo said. "I believe in you.
The window opened and Bitch Tits was defenestrated. He sailed across the land until he landed butt-first in the sandbox.
"I screwed up," Bitch Tits said a moment later. "Hickey, this is your fault!"
"Why is it my fauly?" Hickey snapped. "It's not my fault you're a screw-up."
"Leave him alone!" Leo barked.
"You're just saying that because your cute mas-"
"He's right," Bitch Tits said. "Hickey's right! If I was stronger, if I wasn't a joke...If I wasn't such an ugly monster...I'm just glad Daddy puts up with me."
Jack ran out of the Day Care and threw up on the sand box.
"Didn't see you there, Bitch Tits," jack coughed. "Whoops."
He started to walk away before passing out on the slide.
"We have a horrible trainer," Bea Arthur said.