I had defeated Cilan while his brothers watched. With my victory realized, I demanded to be served.
We got five meals, which was enough for me, Leo, Dr. Slash, Hickey, and Bitch Tits. But I wanted to treat the Sarge, so I gave him Bitch Tit's food.
Crap, they gave me a salad or something. Hippy food. I could've given it to Bitch Tits so he'd have something to eat, but instead I threw it in the garbage.
When I left the restaurant, a beautiful woman accosted me.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOY SHIT HOLY SHIT.
"Hi!" she said. "I'm Fennel."
"I'm Jack." Dat scientist.
"You must be the Jack Professor Juniper told me about," the sexy female scientist with very longs said. "Come with me to my room."
OH MY ARCEUS...A hot female human just invited me to her room.
I bet she has a Naughty nature.
I followed the ridiculously hot female scientist with the cute face to her house, and then to my room. To my discomfort, a little girl was there, watching us.
"Here, you earned this," Fennel said as she handed me a CD. "Congradulations on beating the Striaton Gym Leader, and thank you for helping Professor Juniper."
"Breasts," I blurted out.
"Oh dear. Would you mind checking out the Dreamyard for me? It seems as though I forgot my hair clip there."
I akwardly slinked downstairs. When I was sure she wasn't still watching, I ran out the door.
I remembered that there was a tree I could cut...in the Dreamyard.
Aw crap. I have to go to the Dreamyard.
I didn't want to demean Sgt.Cheeks by making him an HM Slave. So I taught Bitch Tits Cut.
B.T. cut down the tree with his scalchop.
"Oshawott ◕ ω◕," he said, looking at me expectantly.
"Stop making noise," I said.
I pulled out his Pokeball and returned him.
"Hey there!" Bianca said.
I screamed in fright. I turned to see Bianca smiling back at me.
"What the hell? What the hell?" I screamed.
"I heard something over there!" she said, pointing deeper into the remains of a building. "Let's go see!"
So me and Biance ventured deeper into the crapyard. There, we saw it...
It's so creepy-looking. But at least it's not a Musharna, so I wouldn't mind catching it.
"So cute!" Biance said happily.
All of the sudden, two Team Plasma (T.P. being their initials, just like toilet paper) Grunts appeared! Then they started kicking Munna!
Thanks, Team Plasma! You're the best gay knights ever!
"You can't do this!" Bianca cried out.
"Shut up, Bianca," I said under my breath."
"Shut up, girl!" the male Grunt said.
"You wanna fight about it?" the female grunt said to us.
And I battled them. Actually, Leo did - he beat up their Pokemon.
God I love Team Plasma's BGM.
HOLY SHI- WTF? Ghetsis is over there! And there! And there! (Wow, you ever notice how his long hair makes him look like a rock star?) And so the Grunts run of and the Ghetsises (Ghetsi?) run off.
OH GOD, IT'S MUSHARNA AGAIN!
I let out Bitch Tits to fight it, then I left him and Bianca there. I ran as fast as my legs could carry me, only stopping once I was safe inside Fennel's house.
"What's the matter?" she asked me. "Did you get my hair clip?"
"Uh..." I wasn't speechless because I was staring at her scientits. Not this time. I didn't want to tell her how I ran away.
"Hold on..." she said.
The extremely hot scientist with the perfect lips put her hand on my chest. HOT.
But then she pulled out a long, pink line.
"Dream Mist!" she exclaimed! You must have run into a Munna or Musharna!"
"Don't remind me," I hissed.
"This will be great for my research! Take this C-Gear as a thank-you." Jack obtained a C-Gear!
I ran out of there as fast as I could, thinking of how a female actually talked to me~
I deposited Sgt.Cheeks and another Pokemon in the PC. I decided to spend the night in the Pokemon Center.
I woke up, great, big, pink eyes were staring back at me.
I screamed and jumped out of bed. A Munna was staring at me.
"What the fucking butt shit?!" I screamed. I searched for Bitch Tit's Pokeball before I remembered that I left him in the Dreamyard to fend off Musharna.
"Munna," Munna Munna'd.
I grabbed the closest thing I could find - my shoe - and hurled it at Munna. The Pokemon fell to the ground and cried.
"Aw, poor baby," I said.
It wasn't a creepy bugger like Musharna, so I took pity on the thing and captured it.
She has a Hasty nature and a sturdy body. her ability is Synchronize.
I named her Xena, because she's going to be a warrior princess.