Pokemon Black: Unteractive Playthrough
by, 20th March 2011 at 07:03 PM (368 Views)
"Hi there! Welcome to the world of Pokemon!"
Because obviously I haven't lived in a Pokemon world my entire life, apparently?
"My name is Professor Juniper! Everyone calls me the Pokemon Professor!"
...No they don't. No one ever has. In fact, I hate to be the one to brake it to you, but everyone thinks you only got the job because of your dad.
HOLY ARCE- Oh, it's a Pokemon.
"That's right! This world is inhabited by mysterious creatures called Pokemon! Pokemon have mysterious powers. They come in many shapes and live in many different places. We humans live happily with Pokemon! Living and working together, we complement each other."
Really? Because I get the feeling they make fun of me behind my back.
"We help each other out to accomplish difficult tasks."
Fast foreward...yadda yadda, I'm a boy, my name is Jack. Yes, my friends, Cheren and Bianca, whom I've known all my life, yet yu apparently had to explain that to me.
Alright, where did you go? Was she a hallucination?! That's the last night I go to bed after reading Sultry Scientists Gone Wild.
Reached the image limit. Next time: Stuff!
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