Pokemon Black: Unteractive Playthrough 2
by, 20th March 2011 at 07:51 PM (420 Views)
Scene: My bedroom.
I have a huge-ass T.V. by the way. My dad bought it for me.
"I heard from Professor Juniper. We can have a Pokemon?"
"No, these Pokemon are all mine. She gave them to me, after all."
"Alright, FINE. I'll share."
"What's keeping Bianca?"
"Am I a little late again? So-oooo-orry!"
I can tell that I will dislike you.
What's with you using an ellipsis all the time?
"I've known for ten years that you have no sense of time, but...seriously..."
DOT DOT DOT.
"Today's the day we can get a Pokemon from Professor Juniper!"
"I know. Sorry, Jack. Sorry, Cheren."
His name is 'Sharon.'
"So, where are the Pokemon?"
"See this box labeled 'Starter Pokemon Inside, Handle WIth Care?' That's my laundry. I'll tell you where the Pokemon are if you wash my dirty socks."
"*sigh* The Pokemon are inside the box, Bianca..."
"They were delivered to Jack's house, so Jack gets first pick."
Juniper didn't give them to you because she knew you'd lose them.
"Naturally. The Pokemon are in this gift box. Okay, Jack, you go first and take a peek at the gift box. I want to meet the Pokemon right now!"
This better not be another stink bomb, you guys. The last prank you pulled put my mom in the hospital for fourteen days.
...Oh, it's safe.
Alright, readers, which of these Pokemon should I choose: Smugleaf, Teh Pig, or Oshabutt?
And if you choose Oshabutt, I will murder your face.
EDIT: Also, which characters will join my on my journey? I need one boy and one girl. Any character.
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