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by , 17th July 2012 at 11:28 AM (352 Views)
I am hereby instating a new rule to the blogs. Rule 63: for every blogger, there will be an opposite-gendered counterpart. Be glad I'm not changing your genders.

Many of them will have personalities that directly go against their original version. Some are very similar. Why? Because I think it'll be cooler that way. Here's an example of what to expect when this new rule comes in effect:

Let's all welcome the rule 63 version of @Ghetsis-Dennis; Ghetty-Denise is a playful young girl who loves to read books and make friends. She sees herself as an expert of the in-game world of Pokemon, and strongly believes that you should play with your favorites. She's a little shy. She's a couple of years younger than GD.

@System Error; Time to meet System Eris. She's a sarcastic and witty girl. She's also one of those gamer girls who thinks they're gamer girls because they watch video games. She never actually played any herself.

@Hallowheart; will become Hollowfist. A big fan of Bleach and action-oriented manga, he's rather hyperactive, but knows how to keep his cool. He used to be a choir boy for his Catholic church, but was kicked out for pulling too many pranks. Hollow is much younger than Hallow, btw.

Karamazov would be...Karenmazov? Everybody calls me Kara anyway. :V

@yourlilemogirl; will be YOURLITTLEGOTHGUY. He's rude, loves to burp, and would rather roll in the mud and play with dogs than actually mod. He's a trouble-maker around the forum. He has three pages of f/b and p/p pages, because he likes to troll any time he can. He's been banned three times, and has been banned from video games.

@Mako; will be Princess Eleanor Nurses in Sacramento. Eleanor believes that people should be free to sleep with whoever they want. She rejects the idea of women being looked down upon for having have healthy sex lives, when men are applauded for this double-standard. This pina-colada princess has seduced every male staff member with her wiles and charisma. Do you love Princess Eleanor Nurses in Sacramento? I know I do.

@Meron; has a new brother in Marron; much like the original, he's cool as a cucumber, and is always sure to make sarcastic remarks. He's tall, dark, and a generic bishie. He draws yuri in his spare time.

@$aturn¥oshi; has a girl with a very familiar name. Jupiter Dai$¥ is the high-spirited, fun-loving lady. She's older than SY just because. Doctor by day and admin by night, Jupiter is an avid Sailor Moon fan. She has collected every piece of SM merch known to man


Here's an illustration of Jupiter.

Now, this rule will take place now. So if you see people who look like you but in a different gender, that's normal. But beware, as they might think they're the originals and will subsequently try to kill you.

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Updated 20th July 2012 at 07:45 AM by Karamazov

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  1. Mako's Avatar
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    Love it!
  2. Orion's Avatar
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    That's an interesting drawing Karamazov.
  3. Ghetsis-Dennis's Avatar
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    Are we not allowed to debate with our opposite gendered personas?
  4. ChinYao's Avatar
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    Honestly, when I saw it in my mention all I saw was "Hollowf" and I was honestly expecting the rest of it to be "Hollowfart" xD bahahahahah. He's younger and a prankster, right?
  5. Karamazov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghetsis-Dennis
    Are we not allowed to debate with our opposite gendered personas?
    Feel free to debate with them. Just don't get too close; they do want to kill, after all. But besides their bloodlust, they're just like any other user.
  6. Karamazov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hallowheart
    Honestly, when I saw it in my mention all I saw was "Hollowf" and I was honestly expecting the rest of it to be "Hollowfart" xD bahahahahah. He's younger and a prankster, right?
    Pretty much, yeah.
  7. $aturn¥oshi's Avatar
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    I still have the most talent.
  8. System Error's Avatar
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    If I had a female counterpart I would personally prefer it to be Sister Error, but whatever.

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