GAZE UPON IT AND DESPAIR.
Updated 21st March 2011 at 04:21 PM by Contrary
Scene: My bedroom. I have a huge-ass T.V. by the way. My dad bought it for me. "I heard from Professor Juniper. We can have a Pokemon?" "No, these Pokemon are all mine. She gave them to me, after all." "..." "What?"
Updated 20th March 2011 at 08:28 PM by Contrary
"Hi there! Welcome to the world of Pokemon!"
Because obviously I haven't lived in a Pokemon world my entire life, apparently?
"My name is Professor Juniper! Everyone calls me the Pokemon Professor!"
...No they don't. No one ever has. In fact, I hate to be the one to brake it to you, but everyone
Updated 20th March 2011 at 07:15 PM by Contrary
Here's a quiz I made:
1) Who are you?
2) Why should I care?
3) What do you contribute to society, besides being a paperweight?
4) Why are you here?
5) Why are you doing this quiz instead of doing something productive?
Would you rather:
6) Drown or burn?
7) Eat a centipede or lick a dead rat?
8) Get punched in the face or gut?
9) Go to my place, or yours?
10) Go to work at a slaughterhouse or be in
1) Name: Jonathan
2) Birthday: Feb 14th
3) Colour: You racist, all colors are equal.
4) Food: Not a favorite, but I need to eat.
5) Drink: I drink.
6) Type: You're not mine
7) Pokemon: Sorry, I'm not into those.
8) Singer: But I'd be into singers. :3
9) Type of Music: Would I do music? Yeah, I would sleep with Rock n Roll.
Would You Rather:
10) Love or Money: