Hilda and I entered the Castelia City dungeon, hoping to battle the boss. After defeating some goons, I stepped on these little buttons - they opened doors and such. These were obviously the keys.
I eventually found the boss key, and I was ready to face Burgh. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Display Your New Technique!
"So you've come to bring me down?" Arti scoffed. "Bah! I'll never conform! And once I beat you, I'll teach you the ways of style and grace,
Updated 25th March 2011 at 04:42 PM by Contrary
Skyarrow Bridge, FUCK YEAH!
I started running down the bridge before I collapsed in front of a lass. "So much walking!"
I rolled on th ground and threw up. Bridging the Gap
Guest starring: GoldeenTail as Hilda
Hilda GoldeenTail walked up to me and helped me up.
"Fucking walking, man," she said.
So we started walking down Skyarrow Bridge. Since this bridge
Updated 25th March 2011 at 09:04 AM by Contrary
The Fury of Oshawott! Bitch Tits Appears!
Lenora, Hawes and I rushed to the museum.
Surrounding the large dragon skeleton were people in hoods, winter boots, camouflage jeas, and messenger bags.
"Yo, Lenora, Hawes!" one of them shouted. "Interractial marriage is so not mainstream!"
"Whoo-hoo!" the others cheered. "What the hell are you hipsters doing here?"
"We don't like
Updated 27th March 2011 at 11:04 AM by Contrary
(Beat you to it, Yoshi-san! Beat you to it!)
Since it's Friday somewhere, I thought I should remind you of the following:
1. Your favorite webcomics are probably updating. Assuming there hasn't been another schedule slip.
2. Everyone around you WILL sing a certain song.
3. You will not be accosted by Jehovatologists. They will not try to convince you to join a bird cult.
Updated 25th March 2011 at 08:37 AM by Contrary
Jack vs. Lenora! Hipster Panic!
My Pokemon and I spent a long time training on the outskirts of Nacrene City. Finally, we were ready.
Ready to face the hipsters!
Hold on, my computer crashed. Now I have to rewrite everything! >:O
Alright, now back to Nacrene!
I let out my team and we marched through the city. Whenever a hipster tried to get close,
Updated 24th March 2011 at 09:04 PM by Contrary