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  1. Fool's Gold: Part 9

    by , 12th April 2011 at 09:10 PM
    I felt bad for ripping off that family, stealing that kid Gold's clothes.


    But my clothes had Slowpoke drool on them.

    I had no idea where I was, but I quickly learned I was in some far-off Region called Kanto. I found out that the radio tower I seeked was in Johto, but there was a smaller tower somewhere in this Region.

    I caught a Pikachu.
    =====

    I caught a Metapod ...

    Updated 12th April 2011 at 09:17 PM by Karamazov

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  2. Fool's Gold: Part 8

    by , 12th April 2011 at 08:08 AM
    I entered the Azalea Gym, Falkner Jr. cradled in my arms.

    I stared down at the little shota Gym Leader...


    Bugsy

    "Well, hey there," he said. "You here for a battle?"
    "You're so cute!" I kawaii'd. "Desu desu!"
    "To tell you the truth, I'm so glad you didn't think I was a girl like everyone else."
    "To tell you the truth, a guy is playing me right now!"
    "...What?" ...

    Updated 12th April 2011 at 02:59 PM by Karamazov

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  3. What did I do today?

    by , 11th April 2011 at 06:31 PM
    Well, I spent my day writing giant walls of text insulting a fictional child. I then went on to insult the tastes of others who disagreed with me.

    BEST DAY EVER MAN.

    But words cannot fully describe my day. So instead, I drew this picture.


    ^ And that's what I did. :D

    Updated 11th April 2011 at 07:57 PM by Karamazov

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  4. Fool's Gold: Part 7

    by , 11th April 2011 at 04:33 PM
    Well, that was fun.

    The Rockets left town, which was my plan, too. The Ilex Forest was nearby, and I thought of all the kawaii Pokemon, desu.

    I was about to enter Ilex Forest when she appeared.


    Ginger.

    "...You know what I found out?" Ginger asked me. "Because of you...everyone thinks I'm a girl!"
    "But...you are a girl," I said.
    "No I'm not!" ...

    Updated 11th April 2011 at 05:01 PM by Karamazov

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  5. Fool's Gold: Part 6

    by , 11th April 2011 at 01:14 PM
    I got a call from Elm. He told me to pick up the Egg from a scientist in Violet's City's Poke Mart.

    After that, I healed my Pokemon at the Center and left for Azalea!

    Uh oh, some white-faced chick in ugly clothing commented on my egg, telling me to take care of it, then walked away.

    Some weird guy tried to give me his (Miracle) seed. I hate this place.

    I caught a Rattata and named him Guppie. I wanted to train Capone, and when he used ...

    Updated 11th April 2011 at 01:27 PM by Karamazov

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