I felt bad for ripping off that family, stealing that kid Gold's clothes.
But my clothes had Slowpoke drool on them.
I had no idea where I was, but I quickly learned I was in some far-off Region called Kanto. I found out that the radio tower I seeked was in Johto, but there was a smaller tower somewhere in this Region.
I caught a Pikachu.
I caught a Metapod
Updated 12th April 2011 at 09:17 PM by Karamazov
I entered the Azalea Gym, Falkner Jr. cradled in my arms.
I stared down at the little shota Gym Leader...
"Well, hey there," he said. "You here for a battle?"
"You're so cute!" I kawaii'd. "Desu desu!"
"To tell you the truth, I'm so glad you didn't think I was a girl like everyone else."
"To tell you the truth, a guy is playing me right now!"
Updated 12th April 2011 at 02:59 PM by Karamazov
Well, I spent my day writing giant walls of text insulting a fictional child. I then went on to insult the tastes of others who disagreed with me.
BEST DAY EVER MAN.
But words cannot fully describe my day. So instead, I drew this picture.
^ And that's what I did. :D
Updated 11th April 2011 at 07:57 PM by Karamazov
Well, that was fun.
The Rockets left town, which was my plan, too. The Ilex Forest was nearby, and I thought of all the kawaii Pokemon, desu.
I was about to enter Ilex Forest when she appeared.
"...You know what I found out?" Ginger asked me. "Because of you...everyone thinks I'm a girl!"
"But...you are a girl," I said.
"No I'm not!"
Updated 11th April 2011 at 05:01 PM by Karamazov
I got a call from Elm. He told me to pick up the Egg from a scientist in Violet's City's Poke Mart.
After that, I healed my Pokemon at the Center and left for Azalea!
Uh oh, some white-faced chick in ugly clothing commented on my egg, telling me to take care of it, then walked away.
Some weird guy tried to give me his (Miracle) seed. I hate this place.
I caught a Rattata and named him Guppie. I wanted to train Capone, and when he used
Updated 11th April 2011 at 01:27 PM by Karamazov