Got this off of /vp/: Officer Jenny decided to interview the first Pokemon in your party (because.) Somehow, that Pokemon gained the ability to speak.
What is the Pokemon, and what would your Pokemon tell Officer Jenny?
Updated 26th April 2011 at 11:55 AM by Karamazov
Morty and I Surfed to Cianwood City on my pink cow, Loretta. I caught a Mantine and named him Luffy.
After getting the medicine, I said to Morty, "Let's go relax on the beach! It'll be so romantic there, and there we could switch clothes!"
"No, Lindy!" Morty protested.
I dragged him towards me beach.
Something ethereal appeared on the other side of the beach. I let go of Morty
Updated 19th April 2011 at 02:25 PM by Karamazov
I decided to start a man-diary journal last night. I stopped writing in it for a bit because I thought I seemed whiny. But then I question myself as to why I was worried what a book might think about me.
Books are whores, anyways.
I'm sure someone noticed this already, but...
Lyra's ribbon will always face the player. Her sprite was mirrored.
inb4 it turns out Luna or Outrage figured it out first.
A Togetic appeared before me. I looked up and cried out in joy.
"Falkner, baby!" I cried out.
He started to fly away.
"Oh, no you don't!"
I called out Luft and ordered him to use Bullet Seed on Falkner. The two had an aerial duel that was too cool to simply describe.
But then I called them both back to their Pokeballs.
...Probably should have done that earlier.
I continued up the ranks of the lighthouse. We needed to be real