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  1. Fool's Gold: Part 12

    by , 15th April 2011 at 02:15 PM
    "Welcome to the Pokeathlon!" the judge announced. "Today's event-- the Jump Course! Who will shine brightest today? Let's meet the competitors:"

    Camera's flashed. The crowd cheered.

    "Always aim sky high! Aim for anything in the sky! Team Lindy:: Falkner Jr., Luft, and Vengeance!"

    And some other beaches I don't care about.


    Event 1: Lamp Jump

    Jump and aim for the lit Lamps!


    Final score: 214
    We came...last. ...
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  2. Fool's Gold: Part 11

    by , 14th April 2011 at 07:02 PM
    With one hand, I grabbed Whitney's arm and pushed the knife away. With my other hand, I punched Whitney in the face.

    Whitney fell back and dropped the knife. She started sobbing.
    "Pathetic creature," I said stiffly. "You're not kawaii."
    "I'm...I'm s-s-sorry!" Whitney sobbed. "I just don't know what came over me..."
    She dug into her pocket and pulled out a Badge and awhite TM.
    "Take them," she told me.
    "How do I know this isn't a trick?" I asked. ...
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  3. Well...

    by , 13th April 2011 at 09:07 PM
    I made my little sister spaghetti for dinner. I went upstairs and went on Skype, figuring that if my sister is old enough to go on a Pokemon journey, she can eat by herself.

    When I come downstairs to help her with her French homework, I find out that she fed the dog some of her food. So out little white dog was a big orange stain around her mouth.

    On the plus side, my sister gave my a tiger sticker. I put it on one of my house keys.

    EDIT: Thanks to everyone ...

    Updated 13th April 2011 at 09:33 PM by Karamazov

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  4. Oh, shitfuck

    by , 13th April 2011 at 06:39 PM
    So I used to play Sims 2 on another computer, see? And I got Fun With Pets installed.

    But when I installed it, I couldn't download any custom content. None at all. It completely screwed up my game.

    That's why I got this laptop.

    But I've been playing Sims 2, and I thought what happened last time was just some fluke. So I install Fun With Pets again.

    It fucked up my game. And deleted my custom items and hacks. Probably my custom careers, ...

    Updated 13th April 2011 at 07:04 PM by Karamazov

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  5. Fool's Gold: Part 10

    by , 13th April 2011 at 05:06 PM
    On the way back to Goldenrod, I met a Firebreather with two Magmar. He was tough, but Capone and Honey pulled through.
    The man offered me his number. I would have refused, but he promised to give me tips on burning plastic.

    I took a guided tour of the Goldenrod radio tower. They gave us a quiz of five questions. If we got every question correct, you got a radio card for your iPokeGear.

    In case you're wondering, the answers are: Yes, Yes, No, Yes, No.
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