I was downstairs, getting some water from the fridge because my mom decided to force us into abstaining from pop. Though we usually go out and get pop when she isn't looking. I mean, it's not just your money and your house, you share all of that with your husband. And he wants pop, too. But whatever, she'll forget about her anti-pop craze the second she sees that pop is on sale. Which is the best thing about my mom: she never followed through on punishments and restrictions because she always forgets
Yeah, I just thought I'd talk and shit. Plus I want to get up to 1,000 blogs for SE, because why not? Caption the Screenshots
Not gonna lie, going into this thread makes me cringe. A lot of posts do have good jokes. But then you have posts that aren't jokes so much as they are references lifted from other popular media. You also get jokes lifted from other media, which were funny then because they were original. These are just stolen jokes. Just be original, guys.
For everyone who comments on this blog, I will give you your own personalized, unique insult. No two insults will be exactly the same.
I couldn't see this movie yesterday because there were only three threaters playing it, all were too far away, they were all playing at the exact same (painfully awkward) time, during a weekday, and only on that day.
I mean, I can understand having a foreign, subtitled movie on one day, since it might not make a lot of money (probably in part due to having no advertisements for the franchise) But why only air it on a Thursday? Why not on a Saturday, when people have the day off and
My sister's preggers now. So to celebrate we got McDonald's.
Also, I've been chatting with my boyfriend on what we would do if/when we moved in together. Turns out he doesn't want to own a cat. :( Oh well, dogs are still good.