Hey, boys and girls (and genderless beings!) Guess what time it is? That's right, it's time for a Pokemon Platinum playthrough!
Holy shit! I haven't even started the game and a horrible monster is screaming at me. D:
I'm Tiger. But everyone
Who should I use as my starter: Turtwig, Chimchar, or Piplup?
That's really shaking things up. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
I bet the earth is so shook up over this, it's about to crack. YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAEAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Now bear with me, I feel like pun-ishing you more with my Terra-ble jokes. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Because I'm vain as fuck and therefore my opinion is the only one you should care about.
Ask me something, and I'll give you my opinion on it.
Outside. The power went off for a few minutes, but of course it's on now. My mom's dog is surprisingly calm right now.
Also, there's this weird, pulsating hum coming from outside. Reminded me of this article right nyah. I think it might be some pipes or a weird power generator from my neighbor's garage.