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Ill-Met by White: A White 2 Playthrough: Part 2

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by , 11th October 2012 at 12:15 PM (3028 Views)


You decide to name your starter after your cousin, who was once the Champion of Unova. But then you remember that you hated him. So you name your Oshawott 'Cunt,' to get back at your cousin somehow.

What's this? Something won't let you nickname it 'Cunt.' The force residing over Pokemon nicknames refuses it. Okay, try 'Bitch.' Nope? 'FUCKER?' Nadda. Okay, Cock Weed. You aren't sure what it means, but you did here your mom use it when she was shouting at the TV over the results of the last Unovan Idol winner.

Miraculously, it works! Your Oshawott has been nicknamed Cock Weed.

Damian asks if you want to battle. Now that you have a Pokemon of your own, he can finally reveal his own Pokemon.



You gasp internally, because you feel that a real gasp would be too weird. You don't know much about his Pokemon, only that he raised it from an egg he got a long time ago. Say, almost 5 years ago?
Every time you came over, he would always place the Pokemon in a PokeBall, so you could never see it. He really wanted to keep it a secret. Preseumably because he wanted to be mysterious. Or, more likely, to make sure you didn't purposely choose a starter that had an advantage to his.


He calls out his starter, Snivy. What a coincidence, it has a type advantage over your own Pokemon! Are you ready to battle!

>Battle!
>Item
>Hold on, let me switch my Pokemon
>Run

A) Battle!


B) Use an item


C) Hold on, let me switch my Pokemon


D) Run


Damian: Well, whatever. I'm just happy to know you're a Trainer I can count on!
Turtle: For what?

Damian doesn't explain. Instead, he walks off, Snivy cradled in his arms.

Bianca congratulates you, then takes you to the Pokemon Center to heal your Cock Weed. So far, your first day as a trainer has gone well.



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Updated 11th October 2012 at 12:36 PM by Karamazov

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  1. Sunburn's Avatar
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    These are awesome XD the nickname part cracked me up. Can't wait for the next one :D
  2. HumanDawn's Avatar
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    What did I just read?
  3. Chiplet's Avatar
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    This is seriously killing me. ;3;
  4. Bishie Karis-chan's Avatar
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    Why pick Oshawott if you don't like it? ._.
  5. Karamazov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hypersonic
    Why pick Oshawott if you don't like it? ._.
    I asked people to choose a starter for me. Naturally, everyone wanted me to pick the one I hated the most.
  6. Setra's Avatar
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    I love these, do more.
  7. Kaori's Avatar
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    About halfway through I asked myself why I was still reading it and what it even was. But I couldn't stop.

    The conclusion must therefore be that this is awesome and you must make more.
  8. Bishie Karis-chan's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karamazov
    I asked people to choose a starter for me. Naturally, everyone wanted me to pick the one I hated the most.
    ...I see. :x
  9. Serenity's Avatar
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    It should've been Bitchtits2!
  10. guardian468's Avatar
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    Love it! Cant wait for the next one! :D

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