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Fool's Gold: Part 7

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Well, that was fun.

The Rockets left town, which was my plan, too. The Ilex Forest was nearby, and I thought of all the kawaii Pokemon, desu.

I was about to enter Ilex Forest when she appeared.


Ginger.

"...You know what I found out?" Ginger asked me. "Because of you...everyone thinks I'm a girl!"
"But...you are a girl," I said.
"No I'm not!"
"Heh. I know you're a little flat-chested, but-"
"REVENGE!"

vs

Quilava vs Ghastly


"Problem, Ginger?" I asked.
"You bitch!" she screamed.

Capone grew to Lv. 19!

Mareep vs Croconaw


Wow, what luck.



Honey grew to Lv. 15!

"Wow, you're terrible at battling!" I said. "Sorry to be a meanie, but..."
"NO! YOU'RE JUST LAME BECAUSE!" Ginger screeched. "I'M BETTER, I'M BETTER!"

Mareep vs. Zubat


"Humph! ...Useless Pokemon!" Ginger whined. "Listen...you only won because my Pokemon were weak."
"And mine are strong," I giggled.

What? Honey is evolving!


Honey's a Flaaffy now!

"Aw, she's pink!" I kawaii'd. "Kawaii desu ne, Ginger?"
"Stop calling me that!" Ginger growled. "I'm leaving. But know this: Next time we meet, I'll be stronger. I'll be stronger and I'll beat you."

After a while, I spotted a Farfetch'd. I had Honey electrocute it with Thunder Wave. After that, it was easy to catch and bring it back to the boy.
"Uh...thanks," he said. "But there's one more."
"FINE, I'll get that one," I groaned. He was too demanding to date, really.

I spotted a Caterpie.
"I'll catch it and name it Buzz!" I said. "Capone, use Ember!"
Unfortunately, Capone's attack knocked the thing out. Derp.
"Oh, a Paras!"
Burn'd.
"Damn."
Caterpie! Burn'd.
Oddish? Burn'd. Why is everything here so flammable?
Also, I caught the bird.

"Wow, thank you so much!" the boy said.
I could have made him go from a boy to a man.
"My boss's Pokemon won't obey me, because I don't have a Badge. Phew. You saved me."
Then this totally buff man showed up and thanked me. He gave me HM 01 (Cut).
"Thank you!" I said. "I love bara!"
"What?" the man asked me.
"The rough and big seme and the kind, gentle uke!"
The man, the boy, and the two Pokemon slowly backed away.

I found a tree I could Cut. I got Wheelie out of the Box and taught him Cut.
"What?" I screeched when I found the tree again. "I need a Gym Badge?! Damn it!"

I just wanted to explore the forest some more. But nooooooo, some two-inch tree decided to block my path.
I just hope Azalea has a Gym.

What? The egg is hatching!



KAWAII!!!!

I named him Falkner Jr., after his (bastard of a) father.
OH ARCEUS, he won't stop crying! X_X Being a teenaged mother is hard!

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Updated 11th April 2011 at 05:01 PM by Karamazov

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  1. CommanderPigg's Avatar
    Isn't this supposed to be #7

    Ginger just needs a bit more Doritos in her diet is all...she's a growing lass, she'll catch up! :(
  2. Buzz's Avatar
    Part 6 again? lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Blog
    I spotted a Caterpie.
    "I'll catch it and name it Buzz!"
    ... :D
  3. Karamazov's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by CommanderPigg
    Isn't this supposed to be #7

    Ginger just needs a bit more Doritos in her diet is all...she's a growing lass, she'll catch up! :(
    Oops, you're right. On both parts. *will fix*
  4. Kamex's Avatar
    I've been following this, though I've never commented before. XD IDK why.

    Don't mind Ginger, it's just a phase. She probably just got her first period or something.
  5. Kars's Avatar
    this is funny

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