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Fool's Gold: Part 15

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A Togetic appeared before me. I looked up and cried out in joy.
"Falkner, baby!" I cried out.
He started to fly away.
"Oh, no you don't!"

I called out Luft and ordered him to use Bullet Seed on Falkner. The two had an aerial duel that was too cool to simply describe.
But then I called them both back to their Pokeballs.

...Probably should have done that earlier.

I continued up the ranks of the lighthouse. We needed to be real strong if we wanted to take the Gym. They'd be stronger than Whitney, and we'd need all the strength we could get.

Finally, we reached the top of the lighthouse. We saw a girl and an Ampharos.
"You must be my final opponent," said, readying Capone's Pokeball.
"What?" the girl cried in confusion. "No, I'm not involved with the tournament."
"I see...Are you the lighthouse keeper?"
"No...Amphy here makes the light, but recently..."
Amphy threw up.
"Amphy got sick," I finished.
"Yes....You must be pretty strong to have made it up here. Would you do me a favor and go to Cianwood City? There's a place there that has medicine and-"
"No problem! I have a Flaaffy, so that would make us Electric sisters!"
"But Cianwood is across the sea. You'll have to beat the Gym Leader in Ekruteak."
"Oh. Well, that's convvenient! We were going to challenge him kawaiingly anyway!"
"Here, let me bring your to Ekruteak."

The girl's forhead started glowing.

I found myself in front of the Ekruteak Gym. I shrugged and went inside to challange the Gym Leader.

"You're here to challenge me?" The Gym Leader, Morty asked.
"Ssh." I put my delicate, kawaii fingers over his lips. "No more talking. For tonight, we make love."
He backed up in confusion.
"Kiss me, bishie!" I cried out.
"S-Stand back!"

vs


Oh, you will be mine, my delicious bishonen Moe-ty!

"If I win, you give me your clothes," I said.
"If I win, you stay the hell away from me!" he replied.

Togetic vs Gastly
[soiler]Gastly starts off with Mean Look!
Falkner Jr. uses Extrasensory, one-shotting Gastly![/spoiler]

"Strip-battle!" I said. "Every time one of our Pokemon loses, we take off a piece of clothing."
Morty reluctantly took off his headband.

Quilava vs Haunter


Morty was about to take off his scarf.
"No, leave it on."
...So he took off his shoes.

Togetic vs Gengar


I call Falkner back.

Miltank vs Gengar


"CRAP!" I screamed.



"What's the matter?" I asked Morty. "You don't want to hurt your true love's Pokemon?"
"Sucker Punch ran out of PP," Morty replied.



"You're delaying the inevitable," I said. "Stop it, baby. Don't you want me to get together with you?"
"Leave me alone!" Morty cried hotly.
(Get it? Because he's so hot and sexy.)
"Silly Morty," I said. "You have no choice. You are mine and mine forever. Must I slice your limbs like the las-"

Loretta beat Gengar!

Togetic vs Haunter


"I won't let you touch me!" Morty cried out.



We win!

"How is this possible...?" Morty muttered to himself.
Haunter sprung up in front of him and laughed.
"No, why did you do that?! That's not funny!"

So I got the Fog Badge, TM 30 (Shadow Ball) and Morty, all to myself!

"Come now," I said to Morty, grabbing him by the wrist. "We're going to Cianwood now."
"But...I have to take care of the Gym," he said meekly.
I twisted his wrist, and he gasped in pain.
"We're going to Cianwood now," I said again.

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  1. Buzz's Avatar
    She took Morty hostage! D=
  2. Baron Dante's Avatar
    Yay for soiler tag!

    ...why can't the games be this awesome?
  3. The Puppetmaster's Avatar
    Lindy's getting aggressive. Bitch is so getting jail-time. Morty seems like he'd be all over that, though.

    Ginger won't be happy about this... >:/
  4. Karamazov's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Dante
    Yay for soiler tag!

    ...why can't the games be this awesome?
    Lindy returns in Pokemon Gray, and you can battle her, Cynthia, Red, Lance, and Steven Stone if you defeat the Elite Four and Alder 100 times and find the Mew at the airport.
  5. Buzz's Avatar
    YES!
  6. Baron Dante's Avatar
    Lindy returns in Pokemon Gray, and you can battle her, Cynthia, Red, Lance, and Steven Stone if you defeat the Elite Four and Alder 100 times and find the Mew at the airport.
    Yaay! ...expect you can fight Cynthia anyways. most liekly.
  7. Karamazov's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by The Puppetmaster
    Ginger won't be happy about this... >:/
    I always got the feeling that Ginger only felt severe animosity and fear for Lindy. But aren't those feelings the building blocks to a successful relationship?
  8. Kars's Avatar
    >_0
    holy shit

    morty jr.?
  9. The Puppetmaster's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Karamazov
    I always got the feeling that Ginger only felt severe animosity and fear for Lindy. But aren't those feelings the building blocks to a successful relationship?
    That or self-esteem issues.

    Most definitely.
  10. Karamazov's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by vergil
    morty jr.?
    If she had a Pokemon for every person she obssessed over, Game Freak would need to come up with 108 more Pokemon.

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