Fool's Gold: Part 15
by, 18th April 2011 at 02:15 PM (522 Views)
A Togetic appeared before me. I looked up and cried out in joy.
"Falkner, baby!" I cried out.
He started to fly away.
"Oh, no you don't!"
I called out Luft and ordered him to use Bullet Seed on Falkner. The two had an aerial duel that was too cool to simply describe.
But then I called them both back to their Pokeballs.
...Probably should have done that earlier.
I continued up the ranks of the lighthouse. We needed to be real strong if we wanted to take the Gym. They'd be stronger than Whitney, and we'd need all the strength we could get.
Finally, we reached the top of the lighthouse. We saw a girl and an Ampharos.
"You must be my final opponent," said, readying Capone's Pokeball.
"What?" the girl cried in confusion. "No, I'm not involved with the tournament."
"I see...Are you the lighthouse keeper?"
"No...Amphy here makes the light, but recently..."
Amphy threw up.
"Amphy got sick," I finished.
"Yes....You must be pretty strong to have made it up here. Would you do me a favor and go to Cianwood City? There's a place there that has medicine and-"
"No problem! I have a Flaaffy, so that would make us Electric sisters!"
"But Cianwood is across the sea. You'll have to beat the Gym Leader in Ekruteak."
"Oh. Well, that's convvenient! We were going to challenge him kawaiingly anyway!"
"Here, let me bring your to Ekruteak."
The girl's forhead started glowing.
I found myself in front of the Ekruteak Gym. I shrugged and went inside to challange the Gym Leader.
"You're here to challenge me?" The Gym Leader, Morty asked.
"Ssh." I put my delicate, kawaii fingers over his lips. "No more talking. For tonight, we make love."
He backed up in confusion.
"Kiss me, bishie!" I cried out.
Oh, you will be mine, my delicious bishonen Moe-ty!
"If I win, you give me your clothes," I said.
"If I win, you stay the hell away from me!" he replied.
Togetic vs Gastly
[soiler]Gastly starts off with Mean Look!
Falkner Jr. uses Extrasensory, one-shotting Gastly![/spoiler]
"Strip-battle!" I said. "Every time one of our Pokemon loses, we take off a piece of clothing."
Morty reluctantly took off his headband.
Quilava vs Haunter
Morty was about to take off his scarf.
"No, leave it on."
...So he took off his shoes.
Togetic vs Gengar
I call Falkner back.
Miltank vs Gengar
"CRAP!" I screamed.
"What's the matter?" I asked Morty. "You don't want to hurt your true love's Pokemon?"
"Sucker Punch ran out of PP," Morty replied.
"You're delaying the inevitable," I said. "Stop it, baby. Don't you want me to get together with you?"
"Leave me alone!" Morty cried hotly.
(Get it? Because he's so hot and sexy.)
"Silly Morty," I said. "You have no choice. You are mine and mine forever. Must I slice your limbs like the las-"
Loretta beat Gengar!
Togetic vs Haunter
"I won't let you touch me!" Morty cried out.
"How is this possible...?" Morty muttered to himself.
Haunter sprung up in front of him and laughed.
"No, why did you do that?! That's not funny!"
So I got the Fog Badge, TM 30 (Shadow Ball) and Morty, all to myself!
"Come now," I said to Morty, grabbing him by the wrist. "We're going to Cianwood now."
"But...I have to take care of the Gym," he said meekly.
I twisted his wrist, and he gasped in pain.
"We're going to Cianwood now," I said again.
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