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Prologue to adventure, in which we take the time to meet our hero and see her struggles.

Mission log: I crash-landed in a strange dimension. There's nothing to guide me in this dark abyss except for this mysterious stranger. He calls himself a Birch, but "everyone calls him the Pokemon Prof.!"

Make it quick, asshole. I want to start my journey and become a Champion. I've already seen all the Pokemon in my home Region. I know all

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Episode 4
Cherenobyle Heart


Floccesy Town
Three Hours Later

"You've only been away from Floccesy Town for a short time," Alder says to you. "Yet I can tell you've become much more powerful."

You thank Alder for his kind words. Since the time you've been gone, you've captured new Pokemon, defeated your rival in battle, ...

Whee, the last part. I forgot to publish it. Enjoy the last part of a playthrough that died almost a year ago.

I really liked Gardenia. She wore ponchos, liked burritos, loved Cosmo, and couldn't stand Skankle's enthusiam. For once, I was really looking forward to our battle.



The Eterna City Gym has changed since Diamond and Pearl. In Platinum, most of the Gym is occupied by this giant flower clock. ...

Episode 3
Floccesy Frustrations


After receiving two Town Maps and a pair of Running Shoes, you're ready to start your journey.

One you reach Route 19, just out of town, Bianca offers to show you how to catch a Pokemon.

>Yes
>No

>Yes

Bianca gladly shows you: she enters the tall grass and searches for a Pokemon. Within a short amount of time, a Purrloin

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You decide to name your starter after your cousin, who was once the Champion of Unova. But then you remember that you hated him. So you name your Oshawott 'Cunt,' to get back at your cousin somehow.

What's this? Something won't let you nickname it 'Cunt.' The force residing over Pokemon nicknames refuses it. Okay, try 'Bitch.' Nope? 'FUCKER?' Nadda. Okay, Cock Weed. You aren't sure what it means, but you did here your mom use it when she was ...