by, 1st March 2011 at 05:47 PM (225 Views)
Just to let you all know, I just got a copypasta of this list from some jerk's blog. (BTW, he's not actually a jerk. :D)
1. Name: Karamazov
2. Nickname: Don't have one.
3. Birthday: Feb. 14th
4. Male or female: Male
5. Elementary School: Meh.
6. High School: Meh.
7. College: I dunno.
8. Hair color: Black.
9. Tall or short: Short.
10. Dogs or Cats: I dunno.
11. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans.
12. Phone or Camera: Phone, those also have cameras.
13. Health freak: Hell no.
14. Orange or Apple: Apple.
15. Do you have a crush on someone?
Not right now.
16. Eat or Drink: Yes.
17. Piercings: No.
Pepsi orCoke? Coke.
HAVE YOU EVER?
19. Been in an airplane: Yep.
20. Been in a relationship: Yes, durr.
21. Been in a car accident: No.
22. Been in a fist fight: Good times...
23. First piercing: Piercings are for the weak.
24. First best friend: None of your damn business.
25. First award: A award for playing soccer. The ones ever person got, I just stood around and picked flowers.
26. First crush: Baby Spice.
27. First word: "Toy."
28: Favorite TV Show: None of your damn business.
29. Last person you talked to: Your mother.
30. Last person you texted: My mother.
31. Last person you watched a movie with: Skanks.
32. Last food you ate: Nutella fucking sandwiched.
33. Last movie you watched: Some stupid crap, I dunno.
34. Last song you listened to: None of your damn business. Why do you even want to know?
35. Last thing you bought: Pizza, god damn it.
36. Last person you hugged: A blind Spanish hooker the Andes.
37. Food: I eat food.
38. Drinks: I drink drinks.
39. Book: I am not a book.
40. Flower: DAMN YOU, SHARA. YOU LIED ABOUT THOSE FLOWERS, THEY EARLY KILLED ME. D:
41. Animal: I am, in bed.
42. Colors: I can see colours.
43. Movies: None of your damn business.
English and History.Test subjects. In a lab.
45.  fallen in love with someone.
46. [X] celebrated Halloween.
47. [X] had your heart broken.
48. [X]went over the minutes/texts on your
49. [X] had someone question whether you're straight or not.
50. [X] had someone think you were the opposite sex
51.  got pregnant (No, but I did give birth.)
52. [X] had an abortion (I had an arborist, is that close enough?)
53. [X] did something I regret. (The reason I'm here.)
54. broke a promise.
55.  hid a secret.
56: [X] Pretended to be happy
57. [X] met someone who changed your life.
58. [X] pretended to be sick.
59. [X] left the country.
60. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.
61. [x] run a mile.
62. [X] Lost a best friend.
63.  went to the beach with your best friend.
64. [X] got into an argument with your friends.
65. [X] hated someone.
66. [X] stayed single for a whole year.
67. Eating: No.
68. Drinking: Nothing.
69. Listening: To the voices in my head.
70. Sitting/Laying: Sitting in a chair.
71. Plans for today: STOP TRYING TO STALK ME.
72. Waiting: For my puppy.
73. Want kids?: Yep, a litter.
74. Want to get married? Eh, why not?
75. Career: Jobs are for people who don't have an Internet connection.
WHICH IS BETTER IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?:
76. Lips or eyes: Eyes.
77. Shorter or taller: Them being alive, for one.
78. Romantic or spontaneous?: And human...
79. Nice stomach or nice arms?: And not 80+ years younger or older than me.
80. Looks or personality?: BOTH.
HAVE YOU EVER:
KPissed in the snow: I dunno.
82. Ran away from home: Yes, to McDonald's.
83. Lost glasses/contacts: THEY JUST DON'T STAY IN THE PLACE I LEFT THEM. D:
84. Snuck out of a house: Yep.
85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: No, but I keep sharp things and eye-stingers around just in case.
86. Killed somebody: None of your damn business.
87. Broken someone's heart: Good times, good times...
88. Been in love: *sings* With a stipper.
89. Cried when someone died: None of your damn business. Stop it.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself: I believe I exist.
91. Miracles: I believe in Miracle-Gro.
92. Love at first sight: Why, are you hitting on me?
93. Heaven: Sure.
94. Santa Claus: FUCK THAT MANGY BASTARD. I haven't believed in his existence since I was two.
95. Bedroom on the first date: Eh.
96. Kiss on the first date: Why not?
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: I want my puppy now, damn it.
98. Do you know who your real friends are?: None of your damn business.
99. Do you believe in God?: None of your damn business.
100. Post as 100 truths?: Are they all truths? Or thrusts?
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