From the Serperior's Lair

Here are the entries from the first five days of this contest:
Alabama:

• Heart of Dixie and Rednecks [mine]
• Hickville [Magnifica Skitty]
• Where the Dear (or Deer?) and the Hillbillies Play [Human_Umbreon]
• HICKSHICKSHICKS. It's the Wondrous Hicks Show Here [Shiny Ninetails]
• The Only Thing Invented Here Was Cotton[Aura Sphere]
• Cotton-Spinning Hicks [Pyradox]
• Rednecks With A Big Southern Drawl [UnovaCastaway]

Alaska:

• Where the Polar Bears Say "Hi" to Oil and Palin, Oh and Russia Too! [mine]
• Freezing-Cold Ice-Ville: Population 5 1/2 [Magnifica Skitty]
• Everything's Even Bigger Than In Texas [Human_Umbreon]
• POLAR BEARS. F****** Polar Bears Everywhere [Shiny Ninetails]
• Has Half a Congressman and 1/3 of an Electoral Vote [Aura Sphere]
• Polar Bears. Oh, and Sarah Palin Can See Russia From Her House [Pyradox]
• Almost in Canada but has guns... you can ride the thin ice to Russia. [Olivia Eon]
• Arctic, Extension of Canada and Russia, Sarah Palin [UnovaCastaway]

Arizona:

• Keeping the Indians In, But Leaving the Mexicans Out [mine]
• You Shall Build A Turtle Fence! Because Seriously, A Short One Is Probably All They Need To Keep the Illegal Immigrants Out [Spooky Aura]
• Arizona Tea! Which Probably Isn't Even From Arizona [farewell, friend]

Arkansas:

• We Have Free Diamonds [mine]
• It Could Disappear Completely And All Of 10 Or 12 Would Notice [Spooky Aura]
• Useless Disputes On How To Pronounce The Name [farewell, friend]

California:

• Weed-Smoking Hippies Up North, Surfers In the South, And Farmers Smack-Dab In the Middle [mine]
• Famous People And High Prices [Magnifica Skitty]
• The Worst Economy [Ghetsis-Dennis]
• Drugs Are A Freebie [Bec Noir]
• You Can Eat Around the World, Get High, And Be Homeless At the Same Time [farewell, friend]

Colorado:

• Ski, Gold, And.....Prairie? [mine]
• Great Views And Winter Sports [Magnifica Skitty]
• Cold As A Freezer Up In This B**** [Bec Noir]
• Even With Scenery, You're Still Not Memorable [farewell, friend]

Connecticut:

• Birthplace of George W. Bush. We're Sorry [mine]
• What's With All the Ghosts? [Bec Noir]
• Where 60-in. Plasma Screens Are For The Weaks [TFSpock]

Delaware:

• We're Almost the Smallest State [mine]
• ...Where the Hell Is That? [Bec Noir]
• Having Three Counties Is Never A Good Sign [TFSpock]

Florida:

• Party Nights and Bingo Nights [mine]
• Now It's Time to Sit Back And Re-....WTF, Is That A Boa And A Gator Fighting? [Bec Noir]
• Oranges [Octy]
• Old People. I Also Can't Tell It Apart From California [Mijzelfan]
• Where the Old Go To Die And the Young To Party [tyler212]

Georgia:

• Take Pride in Our Peaches Y'All [mine]
• That's Where the Racist Hicks Are, Right? [Bec Noir]
• Bulldogs [Octy]
• It Is A F****** Country [Mijzelfan]

Vote for your favorite for each state!

Here's the vote form:

State:
Entry:
Submitter:

Here's an example in how to use it:

State: Alabama
Entry: The Only Thing Invented Here Was Cotton
Submitter: Aura Sphere

Remember, you can only vote for 1 entry per state, but feel free to vote for any state. Just put it in spoilers though.

Vote on!
- Daryl