From the Serperior's Lair

Here are yesterday's entries:
California:

• Weed-Smoking Hippies Up North, Surfers In the South, And Farmers Smack-Dab In the Middle [mine]
• Famous People And High Prices [Magnifica Skitty]
• The Worst Economy [Ghetsis-Dennis]
• Drugs Are A Freebie [Bec Noir]
• You Can Eat Around the World, Get High, And Be Homeless At the Same Time [farewell, friend]

Colorado:

• Ski, Gold, And.....Prairie? [mine]
• Great Views And Winter Sports [Magnifica Skitty]
• Cold As A Freezer Up In This B**** [Bec Noir]
• Even With Scenery, You're Still Not Memorable [farewell, friend]

Next up is the great states of Connecticut and Delaware

Here's mine:
Connecticut: Birthplace of George W. Bush. We're Sorry
Delaware: We're Almost the Smallest State

Now to yours...