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Roswell Explanation

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by , 20th May 2012 at 10:44 AM (254 Views)
Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, several reliable witnesses claimed that an unidentified flying object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside of Roswell, New Mexico. If you do not know about this, look it up on Google.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may not know, is that during the month of March, 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, Karl Rove and Dan Quayle were all born.

This is apparently what happens when aliens breed with sheep.
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  1. Evil Figment's Avatar
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    Sadly false, but hilarious still XD
  2. Headless Whoreman's Avatar
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    That explains a lot.
  3. Nuvakat's Avatar
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    What I want to know is how this person gets off insulting all these politicians' parents like that...