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  1. George W. Bush's Brain Scan

    George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."

    Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"

    The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't ...
  2. George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz

    While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

    She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has ...
  3. Ordering a Pizza from Big Brother.

    Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

    Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

    Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

    Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

    Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your ...
  4. Status Update.

    [s]The one in the Live Forum Feed sucks balls.[/s]

    Just now, I've got a headache, the kind of which I haven't had in forever. It threatens to crack my skull open, and I can feel my heartbeat in my head and throat. I hate when stuff like this happens out of the blue.

    Turns out the reason for this hellish headache is a minor tumor, nothing impossible though.

    Updated 23rd April 2012 at 11:22 AM by Baron Brixius

  5. Russian.

    I may be off, but it seemed to me that Russian language is popular around here.

    How many of you actually want to learn this language? And why?
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