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Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, several reliable witnesses claimed that an unidentified flying object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside of Roswell, New Mexico. If you do not know about this, look it up on Google.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
However, what you may not know, is that during the month of March, 1948, exactly
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it "George W. Bush."
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "George W. Bush?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better?
PS: Tomorrow we'll do Dick Cheney...
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed
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I CAN'T POST IN BCCT NAO!
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
[SIZE=1]I know it's temporary, I just felt like doing this for lulz.[/SIZE]