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by , 17th August 2011 at 02:55 PM (1303 Views)
There were three guys in a forest.
They got attacked by a bunch of cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys went into the forest to get the fruits.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your ass without changing the expression on your face."
The guy shoves the first apple up his ass and then whinces. So the cannibals ate him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your ass without changing the expression on your face."
The guy shoves 1, then 2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals ate him.
Then in heaven, the first guy asks the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" The second guy answers, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"

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Updated 17th August 2011 at 03:13 PM by Baron Brixius

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  1. Mister Insufferable's Avatar
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    That. Is. An epic joke.
  2. Vubberth's Avatar
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    ^ This.
  3. Missingno. Master's Avatar
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    I've seen this one before.




    But that doesn't make it any less funny! lol