MetaRobo's Dark Matter Reactor

Kids these days. Look at them, gobbling up this new Pokemon trash like mindless drones. They don't know what Pokemon used to be like. Back in my day, Pokemon was art. Pokemon was the brilliant creation of a master deserving to share the spotlight with other greats such as Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Raphael. What is it nowadays? A mindless and banal cash-in franchise designed solely for money.

Yeah, back in my day, Pokemon were far more original. I mean, what's up with dumb names like Lickilicky and Tangrowth? Back in my day, we had creative names like Seel and Pidgey! Speaking of which, how dare they ruin, uh, who were those guys again? Oh yeah, how dare they ruin the utterly beautiful Lickitung and Tangela with their bastardized evolutions? And Pokemon were far stronger before. Kids today play with their Kricketunes and Lumineons, but I'll just use my Alakazam to wipe the floor with them. And what's with that crap like EV's and Physical/Special splits? My mind is getting dizzy trying to understand all of that. Back in my day, all we needed was the unstoppable Psychic type to destroy everything. To think, they regurgitate the same game over and over again adding nothing but crappy Contests and Battle Frontiers when they could just remake Gold/Silver multiple times and be the most brilliant game designers in the world. A shame that commercialism had to ruin the best proof that video games are art, just as it ruined Star Wars and Indiana Jones!

And kids, watching the trash on TV that is called Pokemon. They don't know what good television is. I can't believe the convoluted strategies they come up with in the battles. Back in my day, battles ended with only a few moves, which is MUCH more realistic. Ash actually earned his badges back in the day too and deserved his place in the Pokemon League, unlike the incompetent idiot Ash of today. And nowadays, the show is so repetitive, what with Team Rocket showing up every episode pointlessly, unlike the first season, when they always had a point. I miss the old days of Looney Tunes and Scooby Doo, with episodes that seemed the same, but always had different plots. And the anime just had to turn up the skank level to keep the ratings up. I mean, with May dressing more immodest than girls in high school and Dawn showing off her underwear underneath her skirt every episode, it's no wonder girls today have no morals. Now, Misty, that was a whole different story. A sterling example of modesty with her short shorts and her tank top. Heck, half the North American female population emulates her style, and that's how feminist she is.

Yes, Pokemon is going to hell in a handbasket and taking the youth of the world with it. Despicable. Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do on my Windows 95 computer, which is far superior to the buggy Vista.

Okay, this happens a lot more on Serebii, and to a lesser extent, Gamespot/GameFAQ's, but you'll be surprised at how many people actually think like this. Or not.