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I just took a level in badass.

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by , 10th September 2012 at 06:14 PM (370 Views)
Today I ended up getting unexpectedly violent with a flaming douche up the street. A boy my age was bullying a kid in a wheelchair. So I stepped in for the boy and we exchanged some dialogue

Me: "How would you feel in you were in his situation? Trust me, being in a wheelchair isn't fun."

Him: "Hey, stop off, Mohawk. This ain't no one of your f@#kin' business."

Me: "Him being handicapped is none of your business. Now you step off and apologize, or we're gonna have a problem."

Him: "Nigga, you ain't gon' do a damn thing."

Me: "Care to test that theory?"

The dialogue ended there, and he threw a sloppy right cross. I caught it, spun him around and bent him over, then kneed him in the ribs, followed by a double-fist punch to the jaw. He got up rather slowly, worked some oxygen back into his lungs, and lunged at me again. I batted his fist away and caught him in a vicegrip sleeper hold. By this time, the boy I was defending got the hint to go home, and just before he disappeared around the corner, which was about 20 seconds, I let the bully go, and he dropped, gasping for breath. I thought about knocking him out, but decided to be merciful and leave him there since he wasn't my problem, so I went home. Thinking back on it, I'm glad my dad taught me CQC.

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  1. User_Name's Avatar
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    Sounds kinda like Crav Maga to me.
  2. RaccoonGoon's Avatar
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    -swoons over Calvin-
  3. Sunburn's Avatar
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    CQC is very handy, I wish I knew how to use some of the techniques :/ that's an awesome story, It's very honorable and just plain nice of you to do something like that. People need to stand up for others in need, but recently the bystander effect has kind of taken over, and nobody wants to seem weird for doing something to help and being out of the norm. I'm glad there are people out there who don't subscribe to that kind of thinking.
  4. MegaCharr's Avatar
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    "You just got 25 life points for being a epic hero"
    Yea!!! Im really happy you defended the kid in the wheel chair...Its sad really that they cant defend them self and get bullyed all the time because of them in a wheel chair...(two thumbs up for what you did)

    Wow...Your amazing!
  5. Pokemon Trainer Calvin's Avatar
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    I just did what I'd been taught was right. I've always been an anti-bullying activist, and I've been in a wheelchair once when I sprained my foot. It didn't feel good at all. Besides, I know someone would do the same for me.
    ChinYao and Elphie like this.
  6. Elphie's Avatar
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    So glad ur my best-friend
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