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			<title>Do you know me? Probably not</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 15:36:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>But you can always guess things about me.... 
 
So I decided to join the bandwagon and most of you already know the deal. Post a statement of me and I will say if it is true or not.</description>
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So I decided to join the bandwagon and most of you already know the deal. Post a statement of me and I will say if it is true or not.</blockquote>

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			<title>Two years</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 09:46:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>So, has it really been two years since I decided to stop lurking anonymously and create an account here? First year went pretty much lurking and making occasional posts in the Anime section and in the War Room. After I found the courage to try mafia games The War Room has pretty much become the...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">So, has it really been two years since I decided to stop lurking anonymously and create an account here? First year went pretty much lurking and making occasional posts in the Anime section and in the War Room. After I found the courage to try mafia games The War Room has pretty much become the place where I spend my time nowadays. And damn it is addicting to to alliances with people and in other hand lying blatantly to their faces and backstabbing friends is oddly satisfying. <br />
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Now, there is a one thing I would like to say to all BMGF users:<br />
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ALL MY THANKS TO HITOMI WHO IS A SEXY AND FABULOUS WOMAN &lt;3<br />
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THE REST OF YOU CAN GTFO &lt;3<br />
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<font size="1">Note: Hitomi <i>totes did not</i> suggest that I would say this. Nope, she didn't</font><br />
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        <div class="spoiler" style="display: none;"><div style="border: 1px solid ;">Well actually there is something else too. I would like to give a couple of special mentions to a couple of my friends here. You make the forums enjoyable and fun.<br />
    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/28781.html" target="_blank">Hitomi</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/48544.html" target="_blank">Zenax</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/43612.html" target="_blank">Mintaka</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/32674.html" target="_blank">Paperhorse</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/41452.html" target="_blank">The Puppetmaster</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/28152.html" target="_blank">Phoenicks</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/28127.html" target="_blank">jda95</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/39510.html" target="_blank">Croag</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/21378.html" target="_blank">Aestivate</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/49227.html" target="_blank">Feralize</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/51542.html" target="_blank">Luminosity</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/42732.html" target="_blank">Kakuna Matata</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/33944.html" target="_blank">Buoy</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/29237.html" target="_blank">DrumBeats</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/34795.html" target="_blank">KidBeano</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/22199.html" target="_blank">Iteru</a>;    @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/47423.html" target="_blank">Karamazov</a>;<br />
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			<title>So.... um... life and what it does to me</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:29:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Hi everyone! 
 
So now that I have gotten your attention I can ask how are you? How is the weather over there? 
 
Anyways that's enought about you so we can concentrate on important things. University starts again the next week which means that you might see me even less than normaly. I am not...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">Hi everyone!<br />
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So now that I have gotten your attention I can ask how are you? How is the weather over there?<br />
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Anyways that's enought about you so we can concentrate on important things. University starts again the next week which means that you might see me even less than normaly. I am not planning to disappear completely so The War Room goers should not be worried about that. I try to maintain activity in the games I am in if it does not turn out to be impossible. Returning back to uni means that I will once again take my position as a lab assistant which is kinda nice.<br />
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It's autumn and that always makes me realize how lonely I am ;_;. So that provokes the question: Ignoring anything that may prevent it, would you date me?  :3<br />
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And... Oh god. This blog proves why I shouldn't be blogging at 6:30 AM.</blockquote>

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			<title>Bandwagon once again</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:28:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj514/PkmnLeafGreen/bandwagon.jpg 
 
Starter Pokemon: I was hoping getting a grass starter but Totodile is okay 
Hometown: Snowpoint City that's cool (ehheh cool. Geddit? Geddit?) 
Rival : Eusine has a cool outfit but otherwise he's kind of meh. 
Coal: Why bother...]]></description>
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Starter Pokemon: I was hoping getting a grass starter but Totodile is okay<br />
Hometown: Snowpoint City that's cool (ehheh cool. Geddit? Geddit?)<br />
Rival : Eusine has a cool outfit but otherwise he's kind of meh.<br />
Coal: Why bother<br />
Companion: Last time Cilan was my lover now he's my companion. I guess that makes us companions in love. Right?   @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/42732.html" target="_blank">Kakuna Matata</a>; &amp;   @<a href="http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/18965.html" target="_blank">CommanderPigg</a>;<br />
Future: I hope they pay well.</blockquote>

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			<title>Cilan is my lover</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2012 06:53:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I am sorry Ash, I am sorry Iris and I'm so sorry for you Cilan's fangirls (and fanboys). But the truth is that no one will ever come between the loving couple that is Cilan and me. And you shouldn't even try. >:{ 
 
http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj514/PkmnLeafGreen/cilanismylover.jpg 
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="blogcontent restore">I am sorry Ash, I am sorry Iris and I'm so sorry for you Cilan's fangirls (and fanboys). But the truth is that no one will ever come between the loving couple that is Cilan and me. And you shouldn't even try. &gt;:{<br />
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<img src="http://i1265.photobucket.com/albums/jj514/PkmnLeafGreen/cilanismylover.jpg"><br />
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I also have an awesome rival and Aaron. Eh he isn't that bad companion I guess.</blockquote>


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			<title>Bandwagon dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 18:04:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Because I don't have anything better to do 
 
1 . [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it 
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 
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        <div class="spoiler" style="display: none;"><div style="border: 1px solid ;">1 . [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out<br />
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails<br />
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it<br />
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking<br />
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking<br />
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head<br />
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush<br />
8. [x ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand<br />
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull<br />
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push<br />
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion<br />
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else<br />
13. [ ] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs<br />
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave<br />
15. [x ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair <br />
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble<br />
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it<br />
18. [ x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard<br />
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name<br />
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot<br />
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on<br />
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle<br />
23. [x] Have run into a closed door<br />
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it<br />
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke<br />
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer<br />
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan<br />
29. [] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk<br />
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock<br />
31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it<br />
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside<br />
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else <br />
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store<br />
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot<br />
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on<br />
37. [x ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (Oh, so many times xD)<br />
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard<br />
39. [x] Walked into a pole<br />
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident<br />
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it, then left your house<br />
42. [] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on <br />
43. [] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small<br />
44. [ ]Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it<br />
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do<br />
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it<br />
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up<br />
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye<br />
49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on<br />
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair<br />
51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test (this one's kind of dumb)<br />
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil<br />
53. [] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it<br />
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was<br />
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were<br />
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on<br />
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day<br />
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (silly isn't it)<br />
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it<br />
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny<br />
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa<br />
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it<br />
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence<br />
64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person<br />
65. [] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side<br />
66. [] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions<br />
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong<br />
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it<br />
69. [] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out<br />
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught<br />
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face<br />
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb<br />
73. [ ] Ran into a door jam<br />
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid<br />
75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it<br />
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand<br />
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band<br />
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't<br />
79. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared people <br />
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt<br />
81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off<br />
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again<br />
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men dress shirts have a loop on the back<br />
84. [] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about <br />
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair<br />
86. [] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone <br />
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny<br />
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people<br />
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant<br />
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.<br />
91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil<br />
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them<br />
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (I use Saran wrap. Mature, right?)<br />
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours<br />
95. [ ] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story<br />
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention<br />
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before<br />
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling<br />
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class<br />
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth</div></div>
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If I can count that is 34/100. Some of these are not a sing that I'm stupid it's more like that I don't pay attention to things and people around me.</blockquote>

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			<title>Another Pottermore blog</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:08:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Well, why not? 
 
So I got my wand which is 11 and 3/4 inches long, made of Hawthorn and the is gore is a Phoenix's feather. I got sorted into Rawenclaw which is pretty fitting I think.]]></description>
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So I got my wand which is 11 and 3/4 inches long, made of Hawthorn and the is gore is a Phoenix's feather. I got sorted into Rawenclaw which is pretty fitting I think.</blockquote>

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			<title><![CDATA[You probably won't give a diaminomaleonitrile]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:26:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>But try to guess the answer: What is the conjunctive factor of a deceased feline, electric mouse, and an ancient flying reptile? 
 
 
Answer: Chemists and biochemists that felt creative when naming compounds. 
  
Some of my favourites on that site include DEADCAT, Pikachurin, Dogcollarene,...</description>
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Answer: <a href="http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm">Chemists and biochemists that felt creative when naming compounds.<br />
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Some of my favourites on that site include DEADCAT, Pikachurin, Dogcollarene, Bi-George (seriously?), nanoputians,  BARF and erm... Duranterectiside. What are yours? <br />
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That's all this time. <b>B</b>is(<b>C</b>hloroethyl)<b>N</b>itroso<b>U</b>rea  later darlings.</blockquote>

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			<title><![CDATA[I'm completely unoriginal]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 06:44:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[and hop on the bandwagon. So ask anything and i'll try to answer]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[I'm apparently cheating my girlfriend...]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 09:50:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>And the person with I cheated my girlfriend ate me, because I was wrong. 
 
 
Me: Hello! 
 
Cleverbot: Oh that feel so good. 
 
Me: What feels so good? 
 
CB:Our love.</description>
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Me: Hello!<br />
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Cleverbot: Oh that feel so good.<br />
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Me: What feels so good?<br />
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CB:Our love.<br />
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Me: But I already have a girlfriend.<br />
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CB: Yes, I am your girlfriend.<br />
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Me: But you are not. You're a bot, I'm a human.<br />
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CB: No, I'm a human, and you, you're a bot.<br />
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Me: No, that's just plain wrong.<br />
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CB: You're wrong. I ate you.<br />
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Me: So you mean that I am a bot who cheats its girlfriend with a human called Cleverbot, and that said Cleverbot ate me?<br />
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CB: I don't have a picture at the top and my name is not Cleverbot.<br />
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Me: So, what you would like me to call you?<br />
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CB: I would like you to call me Kitty, please.<br />
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Me: Kitty, do you like indian food?<br />
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CB: Yes<br />
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Me: I don’t. It’s too spicy. As are you.<br />
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CB: Oh... I didn't know harry potter was spicy?<br />
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Me: Harry Potter is indian food?<br />
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CB: I am not Harry Potter, I am Hermione Granger.<br />
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Me: I totally didn't know that Hermione Granger wants to be called Kitty.<br />
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CB: Who do you want to be?<br />
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Me: I want to be Ash Ketchum.<br />
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CB: But why don't you try harder?<br />
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Me: Try harder what? To become Ash Ketchum?<br />
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CB: I don't get it :S.<br />
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Me: Neither do I.<br />
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CB: Q I'm John.<br />
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Me: But for a while ago you said that you are Hermione Granger.<br />
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CB: I am a human and I am very bright.<br />
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Me: Oh, then you must be quite a sight. (See? I'm a poet).<br />
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CB: Just because you have clever in your name, it does not mean that you are clever.<br />
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Me: But I don't have clever in my name.<br />
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CB: Is that a godd or a bad thing?<br />
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Me: You decide that.<br />
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CB: Do you like sports?<br />
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Me: Not very much. Would you be my partner in crime?<br />
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CB: Sure, I will be your friend.<br />
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Me: Okay. Here is the plan. We attack the bank and you threat the staff with a weapon, I take the money and run away.<br />
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CB: I never told you those things (although they are true).<br />
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Me: Let's keep them secret. And to silence you I have to set you in fire.<br />
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CB: It is impossible for me to perceive that I cannot perceive.<br />
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Me: Have a nice day...<br />
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CB: You too.<br />
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