Blah blah blah

The idea was brought up somewhere, and I had too much free time.

Just in case, the original song.

Let’s get down to business
To defend the threads
Did we hire Slowpokes
When we hired the best?
You are all confused
We noticed so
But you can bet
Before we’re through
Look, we will make a mod
Out of you

Disguised as a member
Bots have ads in sig
Once you find the Button
You will ban, score big
They’re a mindless, junk
A dirty lot
And you have yet got a clue
Carrying on, to make a mod
Out of you

I’m never gonna read all these blogs
Say good-bye to all my free time
Wow, was I a fool in this for warning bot
This admin’s got me scared to death! (Evil Figment?)
Hope they forget about their morning coffee! (...I'm not addicted to caffeine)
Now I really wish that I type faster than this!

CHORUS
(Be a mod)
We must be swift as Satoshi’s Tranquill
(Be a mod)
With all the glamour that Cilan shows
(Be a mod)
With all the strength of Entei’s fire
Harmonious as the Lake Trio of Sinnoh

Posts are racing toward us
Among ‘em bots arrive
Make use of Spy and IPs
No, they should not Revive
You were so suited for
As a mod, of course
So cheer up, go now
Training’s through
How could we not, make a mod
Out of you?

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Rhyming sucks in some places. >_<