Ask me them.
But, for a little twist, I will only be answering the first five. 'Cause I'm a lazy little shit. Zee answers will come in the next blog.
Is there a God?
Is DCM the best mod named DCM?
Why is your username Zee Captain?
Albert Einstein: Thoughts?
Well! I expected more than one person, but since it's just you I'll answer right here and nao.
2. Well, I know of no others, so YES.
3. Because I am ZEE CAPTAIN.
4. Not much, you?
What is your favorite color?
I will answer MOAR questions, 'cause I'm bored nao.
you speak well, best of men.
Why did you join BMGf?
Is there any animal/myth/object/thing that is not currently a Pokémon that you would like to see become one in Gen VI?
What type combination not in use yet do you believe is long overdue?
Why does it look like some Pokémon are wearing clothes?
If you crush Alakazam's spoons does that actually hurt it?
Do you condone hawt Skitty-on-Wailord action?
1. Because it's there.
3. Hmm...I would like Ghost/Fighting.
4. No, but it hurts the spoon.
5. Possibly. Possibly not.
Why did you not answer my fourth question?
Do you consider all of the offspring of Skitty-on-Wailord relationships to be abominations then? D:
can i call you Abbey again?
@KM: Because I don't have to. And yes.
@wataru: NO. NO NO FUCKING NO.
What if I told you you did have to answer it or the world would cease to be?
Those Skitty-Wailord offspring would like a word with you.
Can you dance and jive while having the time of your life?
1. I wouldn't answer it anyways.
2. COME AT ME BRO.
DANCING QUEEN, Y U NO NICE?
*sends army of Skitty-Wailord offspring your way* ATTACK WITH BODY SLAM!
How can you resist it?
1. I AM NICE! *pouts*
2. LIKE THIS. *resists*
THEN Y U NO ANSWER QUESSION?
No matter where you go, those super trooper lights are gonna find you. ;O
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
I'm more familiar with Johnny Cage, but that's not saying much.