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by , 18th July 2011 at 08:11 PM (185 Views)
1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [X] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [X] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [X] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[X] Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [X] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [X] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [X] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [X] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. [] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [X] Have run into a closed door
25. [X] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [X] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [X] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. [] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [X] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [X] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store
35. [X] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [X] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [X] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [X] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [X] Walked into a pole
40. [] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
41. [X] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it, then left your house
42. [X] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. []Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [X] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [X] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [X] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. [] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [X] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [X] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [X] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [X] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [X] Forgot your own phone number
59. [X] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [X] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [X] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [X] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [X] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [X] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [X] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [X] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. [X] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [X] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [] Ran into a door jam
74. [X] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [X] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one
that ran into it
76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [X] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [X] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [X] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
81. [] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. []Sat and wondered why men dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [X] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [X] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
91. [] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [X] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [X] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [X] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [X] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [X] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [X] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

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