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My mother turned off our internet.

, 5th January 2012 at 05:49 AM (456 Views)

And I got pissed. Here's a list of what I've done so far.

-Hijacked my aunt's internet, which actually worked better than expected, even though it's still pretty slow.
-Broke a wooden table that we've had for like, 3 years.
-Threw all of her coffee in the trash.
-Hid all four sets of house keys we have in places nobody will find them.
-Stole away all her Mtn Dew, 'cause she loves that shit. And so do I.
-Threw our mini-TV that can do nothing except play DVDs across her bedroom.

And that's not all I'm gonna be doing. 'Cause I'm seriously fucking pissed.

Moral of the story: Don't turn off my fucking internet.

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Pandantic - 5th January 2012 06:08 AM
what's Mtn Dew?
GengarEatBanana - 5th January 2012 06:23 AM
@Bulba_Panda, Mountain Dew I presume.
Pandantic - 5th January 2012 06:26 AM
oh, smart thinking ;)
Kankri Vantas - 5th January 2012 06:31 AM
I couldn't be bothered typing the whole name, but yeah, Mountain Dew.
Radiolarian - 5th January 2012 06:39 AM
Not TOO angry...
Zeb - 5th January 2012 06:44 AM
SO. MUCH. RAEG.

I mean, who is she to turn it off? It's not like it's her house. It's not like she pays for it.

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Kankri Vantas - 5th January 2012 06:50 AM
I do see your point.

But pretty much all my life exists on the internet.
Zeb - 5th January 2012 06:56 AM
Without her you wouldn't even have a life at all, because you wouldn't be born!
~~Sleepless Nights~~ - 5th January 2012 07:00 AM
o_o shit just got real
~~Synthesis~~ - 5th January 2012 07:08 AM
[QUOTE=Blitzle.;bt202534]Without her you wouldn't even have a life at all, because you wouldn't be born![/QUOTE]
Actually, you can't assume that. Assumptions are for shmuptions
Zeb - 5th January 2012 07:12 AM
Don't assume that I was assuming, because I was joking and saying it in jest. :p
Mijzelffan - 5th January 2012 07:17 AM
You totally don't have anger management issues. Cough.

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~~Synthesis~~ - 5th January 2012 07:32 AM
[QUOTE=Blitzle.;bt202539]Don't assume that I was assuming, because I was joking and saying it in jest. :p[/QUOTE]
That's borderline pretentious to even consider I, myself, was not taking your post as a petty attempt at humour in the first place. Pfft!

But, anywhoooo, you could just talk to her about it? She might have a reason
Ian D. - 5th January 2012 08:22 AM
Show that woman who's boss, my man. No one, and I mean no one deserves to ever be ripped away from the internet. The internet is the Messiah! It is Jesus in digital form! It is-

Okay I'm going to shut up now.
Milkapoke - 5th January 2012 08:23 AM
Couldn't you just turn the modem back on?
Kyumorph - 5th January 2012 08:46 AM
Oh, it's on.
Kankri Vantas - 5th January 2012 10:18 AM
Originally Posted by Milkapoke

Couldn't you just turn the modem back on?

I tried that. Then she changed the internet password, and unplugged all the cables, which she's now keeping on her person.

And in regards to above comment (too lazy to check who from), I've had anger management issues my whole life. And yet my family still lets me keep weapons, though I never use them. I don't want to go to jail.

Parent logic. :/
Oswin - 5th January 2012 10:33 AM
@Hermaeus Mora You know, after doing all that, you mum now has a reason to keep you of the Internet for longer. But hey, it's not as if you didn't overreact or something.

Updated 5th January 2012 at 10:40 AM by Oswin
No Prophet - 5th January 2012 11:01 AM
Brother man, I urge you to spend less time on the Internet. Also, find someone in real life to talk to

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Ryuutakeshi - 5th January 2012 11:15 AM
You might want to consider this from your mother's point of view. She did something, you threw a tantrum, and now stuff is broken and missing. And what exactly motivates her to fix anything? She's teaching you a lesson you clearly need to learn.

Never bite that hand that feeds you. Or the hand that reers you.