My mother turned off our internet.
by, 5th January 2012 at 05:49 AM (456 Views)
And I got pissed. Here's a list of what I've done so far.
-Hijacked my aunt's internet, which actually worked better than expected, even though it's still pretty slow.
-Broke a wooden table that we've had for like, 3 years.
-Threw all of her coffee in the trash.
-Hid all four sets of house keys we have in places nobody will find them.
-Stole away all her Mtn Dew, 'cause she loves that shit. And so do I.
-Threw our mini-TV that can do nothing except play DVDs across her bedroom.
And that's not all I'm gonna be doing. 'Cause I'm seriously fucking pissed.
Moral of the story: Don't turn off my fucking internet.
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