The Daily Punctilio

Because nothing I can think of will fit the contents of this post. Anyways, enjoy.

Oklahoma beat down
Pennsylvania dead and drown
Minnesota castigate
Massachusetts flagellate
Bitch slap Tennessee
DC? Dead Sea
Utah is a fucking mess
Oregon in great duress
Maryland is on her knees
Louisiana? Bitch please
Mississipipi worst day ever
North Dakota not much better
Missouri in a stranglehold
Montana's corpse is getting cold
Bleeding time for old Kentucky
Indiana not so lucky
Vermont could use a four leaf clover
New Jersey it is almost over
Pick up Delaware and slam her
Call the meds for Alabama
Michigan has been destroyed
Ditto that for Illinois
New Hampshire should have brought a friend
West Virginia's at her end

Colorado crash and burn
Kansas point of no return
Georgia's underneath a bus
California's really fucked
Idaho and South Dakota, give it up your time is over
Nebraska cancel all appointments
Washington we've got your ointments
Ohio don't stand a chance
Wyoming needs a change of pants
Rhode Island you cannot surmount
Puerto Rico- does that even count?
Pummel down on Carolina
Connecticut you're such a whiner
Arkansas, eat my dust
Alaska is a total bust

You can screw Nevada
Mess with Maine
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain
You can beat Virginia till she’s down on the floor
But if you fuck with Tex you’ll be on your knees for sure