I have two.
I broke the dam.
I'm Dirty Dan.
I'm sorry for keeping you all in the dark for so long.
@Ponyguy who does not give good gifts despite claiming to be Santa We could just blow up your part of the mountain. >:}
@The one who will end up ruining Christmas for every children in the world You could, but you won't. Because doing so could threaten the life of the city's inhabitants.
@The one who will end up ruining Christmas for all the children on earth by continuing on with this farce. If those people are hanging around your part of the mountain they deserve it. :B