I have two.
I broke the dam.
I'm Dirty Dan.
I'm sorry for keeping you all in the dark for so long.
However, you are NOT Dirty Diana.
No, that would highly illogical.
Dam's parents called. They want a monetary compensation.
I broke the dam!
*insert dramatic music here* I KNEW IT.
@Zenax If they called you that means it's your job to handle that. :D
@TFSpock No, I broke the dam!
@Yuuki Well why did I even bother confessing then. >:T
We all broke the dam!
No, I broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam and I broke it.
No, we all broke it together!!
I thought the Crab People broke the dam?
@TFSpock No, I literally broke the dam!
On a boat! That wasn't mine!
I kept it secret, for two days!
The boat caught on fire, and it exploded!
@Cutemon No, but I'm betting they're responsible for the disappearance of Karamazov. The fiends!
What dam did you break, exactly?
Together, through our unawareness, we broke the Beaverton Dam, causing over 800 million deaths in the small town, which had a population of 2,000 before the incident.
@Kakuna Matata I'll give that task to you, since I'm kind like that. Consider it an early Christmas gift.
@Haipah What Mr. Spock said. We tried hiding behind global warming and terrorists, but it just got a bit too silly and I had to come clean after that.
@Mr. Spock There goes our shot at a Nobel Peace prize. :(
@Crappy Gift Giver Dude you give some shitty gifts, I'm not giving you a copy of the key to Wallpostopolis now.
@Ingrate Gift Receiver If the security guards are as incompetent as Team Galactic's, I shouldn't have any trouble getting back in.
@Poor Man's Santa It wasn't a literal key, it was the metaphorical one that showed partial ownership of the city. But now that you mention it...
*boots you out of Wallpostopolis*
And don't come back ya hear!
@She who cannot accept a gift Too late for that, since I already own a good part of Wallpostopolis. By kicking me out, you'll be throwing the city in a civil war. Is it truly what you want?
@ I only accept good gifts :B Yes, because by doing that we'll expand said city via our means of communication. So the farther away you get booted out, the more land Wallpostopolis gains.
@She who cannot recognize a good gift Then I am not officially booted out of the city if I still help building it. Beside, my face is on Mt. Wallpostmore so removing my title of mayor is out of the question.