Think of a Pokémon Do you have it? Good. Now, actually think of a pokémon instead of just opening the spoiler. Great, now think of a second pokémon. Finally, think of something that is not a pokémon. Forget about the first pokémon. You didn't have one, anyway. Imagine your second pokémon inside-out. Ew. Now forget about your second pokémon and focus on the non-pokémon thing that you thought about three spoilers ago. Is this non-pokémon thing edible? If so, great! If not... Even better! Now imagine yourself trying to eat it. How did that go? Great. Now think of what you want to do to me for making you open all of these spoilers. Think of a pokémon you would like to watch devour me for trolling you like this. Now, can you remember your first pokémon? Of course you can't, I told you to forget it. I win. Keep opening spoilers to uncover a picture of boobies. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Here come the boobies... Here ya go:
Two Blue-Footed Boobies. Bandwagons suck. Pass it on.
I actually still remembered my first pokémon. first: Noctowl, second: Bayleef, nonpokémon: chair, pokémon that will devour you: Arcanine and I like animals
I just used my mod powers to go into the blog'd edit page and see the end. :P
Sceptile, Blaziken, a cup, Pansage.
Weezing, Arbok, a turnip, Gyarados. Totally expected the ending, btw.