Kinda Minor Rant Here.
by, 4th November 2011 at 02:40 AM (307 Views)
So I wake up at 7:50 AM and try to get back to sleep (these days it's not too rare for me to sleep until 11:00 AM), only to be disturbed by my granddad shouting like shit at the incompetent moron I have to call a dad. I decide I've had it about an hour later, step outside, and some [I]genuine[/I] thanks go to the fact that that bastard is already gone. Breakfast was shit, nothing good to watch, time for sum Bulbagarden. I continue reaving a path through my unique brand of wits and humor, until the old motherfucker decides he randomly has the urge to eat cow beef with soup, and the nearest one is out of the city.
Naturally, because being a bumbling moron doesn't seem to be a recessive trait in my family, he goes the wrong way about 4 times and we end up there almost an hour late, at around 2:00 PM. We get back and he now has a predisposition to wasting time at the car wash. I'd refuse, but he hasn't let me even [I]touch[/I] the handle since I got my license 9 months ago, so we have to put up with that, [I]and[/I] he wants a bunch of retarded dudes from some 3rd world country clean the insides of the car. Moar rage.
By the time this extensive cleansing of the car's aura is halfway finished, I decide now [I]I've[/I] got the urge to do something, and punch a curtain to let some of the angst out... except it's not made of cloth. Oh, and it's a tent with at least 4 steel "monuments" stuck inside. Ouch. So, as I type this about 15 minutes later, my knuckles have scrapes all over them, and two of my fingers have lolouchies I'll be cursing at with the most sincere of expletives for the next 9 days.