LISTEN AND DESPAIR.
GOOD GOD, THE EXAMS WERE DULL.
I pretty much despised this year, due to me being stalked and also Maths. However, I just converted a brony hater into a Pegasis, so that's nice. I'm now back yay, so expect to see me around more.
So I went back to my Primary School today to conduct an experiment on Subliminal Messages. I was, what, 12 when I left? 13? Anyhow, I was just starting on the forums. And something struck me.
EVERYONE THERE IS SO SMALL. I MEAN JESUS H CHRIST MONTENEGRO. AND THEY'RE LIKE... FIRST YEARS. EXCEPT SMALLER. AND DUMBER.
One of them, in 6th class, the highest class, was asked to fill in a questionnaire as part of the test. This is a quote.
"4) What did you learn from the
My parents and I had a big argument over education, mostly due to the fact I had an epiphany in which I realized that in my circle of friends, I'm not the clever guy as I previously thought myself of, but the moron, the comic relief, the guy everyone laughs at. This had me sort of wailing and rolling on the floor and curling up in a ball and sobbing and getting mucus all over my legs while crying and such, which is gross, by the way.
So later after I punished myself for being a moron
So here was me and 2 of my friends, both of which HAVE played Pokemon, but only when they were younger. Friend 1 mentions Jigglypuff, and sort of starts singing like everyone's favourite lullaby balloon thing.
Friend 2 perks up, and this is a quote directly- "Jigglypuff? I remember those- they're from Harry Potter, right?"
Everyone else there just LOST THEIR SHIT. We started bitching at her and sort of... waving our arms around... and shouting words of agony...
Now I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying that Batman and I have Never Been Seen In The Same Room.
Speaking of Batman, does anyone read the current series? I mean the one, Death of the Family. With all the Robins, and Face-Strap Joker and a briefly-naked Harley Quinn?
If not, get it. It's FULL TO THE BRIM WITH PLOT TWISTS. Like, I turn the page and the comic Plot Twists all over my chest and knees. It's messy. And then later I put it down and it Plot Twists in my eyes