LISTEN AND DESPAIR.
My parents and I had a big argument over education, mostly due to the fact I had an epiphany in which I realized that in my circle of friends, I'm not the clever guy as I previously thought myself of, but the moron, the comic relief, the guy everyone laughs at. This had me sort of wailing and rolling on the floor and curling up in a ball and sobbing and getting mucus all over my legs while crying and such, which is gross, by the way.
So later after I punished myself for being a moron
So here was me and 2 of my friends, both of which HAVE played Pokemon, but only when they were younger. Friend 1 mentions Jigglypuff, and sort of starts singing like everyone's favourite lullaby balloon thing.
Friend 2 perks up, and this is a quote directly- "Jigglypuff? I remember those- they're from Harry Potter, right?"
Everyone else there just LOST THEIR SHIT. We started bitching at her and sort of... waving our arms around... and shouting words of agony...
Now I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying that Batman and I have Never Been Seen In The Same Room.
Speaking of Batman, does anyone read the current series? I mean the one, Death of the Family. With all the Robins, and Face-Strap Joker and a briefly-naked Harley Quinn?
If not, get it. It's FULL TO THE BRIM WITH PLOT TWISTS. Like, I turn the page and the comic Plot Twists all over my chest and knees. It's messy. And then later I put it down and it Plot Twists in my eyes
If you dislike miniture horses and breathing then don't read this blog, mate.
Since this new blog catagory seems to be quite popular, I was thinking of going to Tumblr with a normal blog and an 'Ask Pony' blog. For those of you who don't know, an Ask Pony blog is basically asking questions to an OC character of MLP or someone's intepretation of an actual character, one of the most famous being Ask Surprise.
Yeah, if you read my last post, I mentioned a replica Pistol from 1700-1800. The Roer Lighter-
It's a beaut, innit?
Well, turns out it's called the Roer Lighter for a reason, considering that it's a real lighter and when you pull the trigger IT MAKES A GODDAMN FLICKER OF SPARKS AND FIRE.
I put that to my head, mate! It would have burned my beautiful locks of hair had I actually pulled the trigger!