LISTEN AND DESPAIR.
User: Can you do a sum for me?
Cleverbot: It depends, what do you need?
User: What is 1÷0?
Cleverbot: It is a number ?
User: But... Can you do the sum?
Cleverbot: Can you do mathematics?
User: Look, divide one by zero.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Oh, cool, bro, whats the answer ZOMG THE SKY. IT... IT EXPLODED.
Cleverbot: What has that to do with anything?
Wont be online for as much as usual- blame Broadband.
Will be on, but not for hours on end.
DOESN'T THAT PICTURE MAKE YOU WANT TO PUNCH A BABY!
On that note, I need a baby to punch.
Hey, @Half-Dead-Haxie-Kun Come here a sec.
EVEN THE FREAKING PONIES WHAT THE BITCH