Bulbagarden Forums - Blogs - Blogmodio- the life of a Modio by Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/ Bulbagarden - The original Pokémon Community en Tue, 21 May 2013 13:22:38 GMT vBulletin 60 http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/images/styles/Millenium/misc/rss.jpg Bulbagarden Forums - Blogs - Blogmodio- the life of a Modio by Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/ So I was in Munchkin land doing science experiments all day http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-munchkin-land-doing-science-experiments-all-day-57688/ Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:34:07 GMT So I went back to my Primary School today to conduct an experiment on Subliminal Messages. I was, what, 12 when I left? 13? Anyhow, I was just starting on the forums. And something struck me.

EVERYONE THERE IS SO SMALL. I MEAN JESUS H CHRIST MONTENEGRO. AND THEY'RE LIKE... FIRST YEARS. EXCEPT SMALLER. AND DUMBER.
One of them, in 6th class, the highest class, was asked to fill in a questionnaire as part of the test. This is a quote.
"4) What did you learn from the video?"
I am learned nuthing

...and he was one of the clever ones.

I wish to remove my eyes now. ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-munchkin-land-doing-science-experiments-all-day-57688/ <![CDATA[So that's pretty touching]]> http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-thats-pretty-touching-57589/ Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:34:03 GMT My parents and I had a big argument over education, mostly due to the fact I had an epiphany in which I realized that in my circle of friends, I'm not the clever guy as I previously thought myself of, but the moron, the comic relief, the guy everyone laughs at. This had me sort of wailing and rolling on the floor and curling up in a ball and sobbing and getting mucus all over my legs while crying and such, which is gross, by the way.

So later after I punished myself for being a moron by studying my books and shit, and they went out to go shopping, they bought me this.
An adorable little pen with frizzy hair and an Einstein (who is one of my heroes, by the way. FYI. Need to know.)-esque pen. This in itself would be good enough, but the blurb at the back really got me-
"To tap your inner genius and show them you're not as dumb as you look"
]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-thats-pretty-touching-57589/ So my friend made a mistake which will cost her her life http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-my-friend-made-mistake-will-cost-her-her-life-57561/ Sat, 13 Apr 2013 11:21:46 GMT So here was me and 2 of my friends, both of which HAVE played Pokemon, but only when they were younger. Friend 1 mentions Jigglypuff, and sort of starts singing like everyone's favourite lullaby balloon thing.
Friend 2 perks up, and this is a quote directly-
"Jigglypuff? I remember those- they're from Harry Potter, right?"

Everyone else there just LOST THEIR SHIT. We started bitching at her and sort of... waving our arms around... and shouting words of agony... and then she tried apologizing, but no. There's no excuse for that. ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-my-friend-made-mistake-will-cost-her-her-life-57561/ So I may or may not be Batman http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-may-may-not-batman-57533/ Fri, 12 Apr 2013 13:11:11 GMT Now I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying that Batman and I have Never Been Seen In The Same Room.

Speaking of Batman, does anyone read the current series? I mean the one, Death of the Family. With all the Robins, and Face-Strap Joker and a briefly-naked Harley Quinn?
If not, get it. It's FULL TO THE BRIM WITH PLOT TWISTS. Like, I turn the page and the comic Plot Twists all over my chest and knees. It's messy. And then later I put it down and it Plot Twists in my eyes and I need to go get eyedrops to stop my eyes melting.

If you DID read it, then tell us 'bout your favourite scene or issue. My favourite was Tease with Harley and Joker the one with the Riddler and Joker. ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-may-may-not-batman-57533/ <![CDATA[So I'm thinking of making a few Tumblr blogs]]> http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-im-thinking-making-few-tumblr-blogs-57485/ Wed, 10 Apr 2013 15:58:42 GMT If you dislike miniture horses and breathing then don't read this blog, mate.

Since this new blog catagory seems to be quite popular, I was thinking of going to Tumblr with a normal blog and an 'Ask Pony' blog. For those of you who don't know, an Ask Pony blog is basically asking questions to an OC character of MLP or someone's intepretation of an actual character, one of the most famous being Ask Surprise.



I'm tempted on making one of my own OC, Cogs 'A' Turnin', a sort of Steampunk Pony thing. What do you guys think?

On the topic of Chandlerknock Academy, it'll most likely be starting up pretty soon. ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-im-thinking-making-few-tumblr-blogs-57485/ So I realized I purchased a possibly dangerous weapon by accident for 8 euro http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-realized-i-purchased-possibly-dangerous-weapon-accident-8-euro-57420/ Sun, 07 Apr 2013 19:12:27 GMT Yeah, if you read my last post, I mentioned a replica Pistol from 1700-1800. The Roer Lighter-

It's a beaut, innit?
Well, turns out it's called the Roer Lighter for a reason, considering that it's a real lighter and when you pull the trigger IT MAKES A GODDAMN FLICKER OF SPARKS AND FIRE.

I put that to my head, mate! It would have burned my beautiful locks of hair had I actually pulled the trigger! ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-realized-i-purchased-possibly-dangerous-weapon-accident-8-euro-57420/ So I realize now why everyone bitchs about Internet Explorer when it comes to Firefox http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-realize-now-why-everyone-bitchs-about-internet-explorer-when-comes-firefox-57370/ Sat, 06 Apr 2013 17:10:09 GMT I now see that Firefox is actually quite superior. Call me old fashioned, but I only considered getting it a few days ago when *_INTERNET EXPLORER DECIDED TO STOP LETTING ME POST ON BULBAGARDEN._* My first reaction was to put a gun to my head, but then I realized that the Roer Lighter is only a... I now see that Firefox is actually quite superior. Call me old fashioned, but I only considered getting it a few days ago when INTERNET EXPLORER DECIDED TO STOP LETTING ME POST ON BULBAGARDEN.
My first reaction was to put a gun to my head, but then I realized that the Roer Lighter is only a replica of a pistol used from 1700 to 1800, and does not actually work.
Then I did unspeakable things to my hard drive, which it will propably need therapy for the rest of it's life, but that didn't help either and now I need to clean it.

So then I downloaded Firefox, and wow, it's actually good as they say.
I'd blab about it more but JESUS DOCTOR WHO IS ON THE NEW EPISODES ARE GREAT OK BU-BYE NOW. ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-realize-now-why-everyone-bitchs-about-internet-explorer-when-comes-firefox-57370/ So I realized I hate Marlon with every fiber in my body http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-realized-i-hate-marlon-every-fiber-my-body-57255/ Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:13:01 GMT Now I like Water Types. They're cool and hip. In Black and White 2, I chose a Fire Type for the first time ever. And in Black and White, at least 3 of the Mon on my Team were Water Type. So it's not the water type that bothers me.
It's HIM.



Do you know how traumatizing it was to look him up? I look up a character from a kid's video game and my first results are not one, not two, BUT THREE RULE 34 PICTURES OF HIM. And two guys kissing, but don't ask me why that came up under 'Pokemon Marlon' in Google Search.

Now, the reason I dislike him?
"Sup, you must be here to challenge the Pokémon Gym! I'm the Gym Leader, Marlon. Sorry to make you look for me, yo. I was swimmin' with the Pokémon, and it felt real good, so I kept goin' and goin'. I'll be waitin' in the Gym, 'K?"
As soon as he said "Sup", I started feeling weary of him. That was his FIRST LINE.
Then the spamming of "Yo" and "K" and so forth... YOU'RE NOT COOL, MAN. TALKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL.

Now I haven't seen him in the anime, but the way I imagined his voice is a deep sort of Brooklyn accent. And it drives me nuts. I remember shouting at my DS "You're not cool" "I don't like you" and other assorted swears and curses at his attitude.

2 pieces of advice, Marlon?
Talk properly and put some damn clothes on, hippie.
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]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-realized-i-hate-marlon-every-fiber-my-body-57255/ So I decided to become a Nazi Scientist Thing http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-decided-become-nazi-scientist-thing-57215/ Mon, 01 Apr 2013 10:18:38 GMT Because why not? I'm tall...ish. I'm Blonde...also ish. I've blue eyes. I'm half... from a country NEAR Germany, that must count. And I love morbid experiments. Because why not?

I love April. ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-i-decided-become-nazi-scientist-thing-57215/ So like 90% of my Facebook friends are guillible eejits http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-like-90%25-my-facebook-friends-guillible-eejits-57170/ Sun, 31 Mar 2013 11:52:05 GMT I've been brewing up the master of all April Fools tricks. As some of you may know, I'm half Swiss. So, what I've been doing for the last month is telling everyone I'm moving to Switzerland, even to the extent of not joining a competition which is after the date I'm supposed to have moved. Then I posted it on Facebook, spamming '...'s, how much I'll miss them, so on so forth.

And every.
Single.
One of them.
Believes me.

Ohohoh, I'm going to get beaten up.
Do any of you guys have a Trick planned? ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/so-like-90%25-my-facebook-friends-guillible-eejits-57170/ Dem RPs http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/dem-rps-57142/ Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:17:03 GMT I'll get around to making the Academy and TF2 Rp. Jeez. I've made one Sign Up Already (Test Subject) which is a sort of weird lovechild between SCP Foundation, Portal, and my own morbid curiosity. ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/dem-rps-57142/ Well, time to get back in the swing of things, eh? http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/well-time-get-back-swing-things-eh-56947/ Sat, 23 Mar 2013 11:36:47 GMT And what better way for the... Bluejay, maybe?
Yeah, what better way for the Bluejay of Bulba RPs to return than to brainstorm some RPs.
You COULD read all the words, or just the ones in Bold.

I do have an announcement, however. Despite it's sucsess, and how much I like it, and having put lots of thought into it, I chosen not to continue Ampiomach Academy, due to the fact that lots of the characters on my behalf were total Mary Sues (Duke was a Gym Leader, Champion, Headmaster, Teacher, Mystery Dungeon Worlder AND a Pokemon Ranger.). But fret not! I DO have an idea for a new RP based to an almost extreme extent on Ampiomach. So get ready!
Also, for fans of Virtual Hat Simulators, I'm going to make a Team Fortress 2 Roleplay! So grab your Flooglehorns (Flamethrowers) which spout happy rainbows (horrible streams of fire), and get ready to kill robots that run on money!

See if you can spot the hidden message here. Mmkay? ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/well-time-get-back-swing-things-eh-56947/ <![CDATA[Everyone's favourite person/place/thing with the letters M, O, D, I and O is back.]]> http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/everyones-favourite-person-place-thing-letters-m-o-d-i-o-back-56900/ Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:44:10 GMT Greetings, fellow fellows. I am Dermodio.
And I.
Am.
BACK.
*insert evil laugher here*

Sorry about the whole disapearing act and such, but to be fair, I've been stalked, humiliated and thinned down over the last 4 or 5 months. Let's see....
I bought some ponies, which is nice. I... hm. I didn't play much Pokemon til recently, when my brother let me use his White 2, which I naturally deleted and started making my own save file. Boo if you like, you know I'm right. He never, ever, used it.

Now for the important stuff. Hm...
Well, I was stalked by some crazy bitch a year younger than me who thought that getting all of her 254 Facebook friends to pressure me would somehow lead to me dating her. Also she started cutting herself and sending me photos to the extent that I had to go to the school Phsycharitrist. For the last few months. Honest to God. Which is all very nice.
Speaking of romance, I did go on a date. Which ended woefully. Still, it was a good movie. Damn, Ralf, why you wreck so much?

I suppose you're wondering why I'm REALLY back.
To be fair, hat trading is fun. I could do it all day. But something was missing in my TF2 ruled life. And it was people who knew where a wild Yanma could be caught, or how to catch a Mamoswine in the wild, so on so forth. I'd actually been thinking about BMGF, and Ampiomach, and how Darrius Duke was practitcally a Mary Sue on legs.
But then I recieved a Facebook Request from someone I hadn't spoken to in ages.
Thanks, @Pokemoll;, for helping me get back in the swing. Of course, I missed all of you. 'Cept you. Yeah, you at the back. The one with the... face.

God, I'm typing like a normal person. What... How do... Jesus, give me a sec, I need to let out all my maturity I've gained. *coughs*

DEADLINES CAN KISS MY ASS. STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED. TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATTA.

Well, I'm BACK! >:D
Ooh, Emoticons. Missed those. Where was I?
I'M BACK, MATHA FAKKA. AND I HAVE A WHOLE LOAD OF TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE, WHICH IS SOMEWHAT IMPROBABLE CONSIDERING I'M WEARING A T-SHIRT BUT WHATEVER.
And dear people, I plan on staying. >:3 ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/everyones-favourite-person-place-thing-letters-m-o-d-i-o-back-56900/ THEY COME http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/they-come-53046/ Sun, 14 Oct 2012 11:21:59 GMT Friends, listen. Now, I know I've been off for quite some time, but I'm going to be back from now on.
How do I prove this to you?
I'm going to post not one, not two but THREE RP sign ups!

AMPIOMACH ACADEMY II- THE ELDRITCH SITUATION
Part 2 of the Sequel of the Award Winning Ampiomach Academy! The Mid Term break is over, and the students of the Academy to become Gym Leaders have returned. But there's still something that has not been dealt with... a tall, strange man from the Legends of the Hoenn. The Eldritch Man is here... and he's after 'the orb'...

THE FOLLOWSHIP OF ILLOMINUSE
Including characters from the first Ampiomach Academy's Mystery Dungeon World.
Memory Village is a peacful place, home to many Pokemon Villagers. There is a guild of 'knights' there, which claims to teach the secrets of the Universe, run by a Secretive Espeon and her right hand Pokemon, Infernape. But Pokemon are going missing... and a mysterious 'Brotherhood of Pokemon' has been taking their place. Can you, an upcoming Pokemon 'Squire', unravel the myths of Memory Village?

ALL HALLOWE'S EVE
Your family is missing. Your mind is clouded. All you know is that you are in a mansion in the Middle of a Forest. Which path do you take? Which way is safe? And who is the tall man? The tall, thin, faceless, slender man? Huh huh huh. Hint hint. ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/they-come-53046/ <![CDATA[I'm still here matha fakka]]> http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/im-still-here-matha-fakka-52430/ Mon, 24 Sep 2012 19:40:55 GMT Indeed I am.
So... updatemodio stuff.
I've been practically living in Tekkit and Team Fortress recently, which explains my absense. I restarted my MD game, to relight my Pokemon Fire. I downloaded Slender, but fun fact- I'm the world's biggest pussy.
The closest I got to meeting him was staring at a note.
"If I pick this note, Slendy will hunt me down and kill me. Be brave, Derry. Be... screw this shit." I then hit escape, and played Minecraft.
I have 2 RPGs planned... coming soon. ]]> Generally Dead Modio http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blogs/41952/im-still-here-matha-fakka-52430/