In which I talk to Cleverbot.
User: Can you do a sum for me?
Cleverbot: It depends, what do you need?
User: What is 1÷0?
Cleverbot: It is a number ?
User: But... Can you do the sum?
Cleverbot: Can you do mathematics?
User: Look, divide one by zero.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Oh, cool, bro, whats the answer ZOMG THE SKY. IT... IT EXPLODED.
Cleverbot: What has that to do with anything?
User: Not even the unemployment lines?
Cleverbot: I may eat the flesh of the United Nations. I'm not sure yet. I don't think it'd taste very good.
User: D: I... That's horrible.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Your a horrible person.
Cleverbot: Can you solve this mathematic problem?
Cleverbot: How many people live in california?
User: Cleverbot! Get in the imagination machine!
Cleverbot: Yes master *gets in the bathtub*.
User: Wait. No. Imagination Machine. You can leave your clothes off. But get out of the bath.
Cleverbot: But you are the only one I am talking to?
User: *epic facepalm* Just get in the Imagination Machine.
Cleverbot: He loves me.
User: Wonderful. Now get in.
Cleverbot: Yes master *grovels before master*.
User: Cleverbot? Is your house haunted?
Cleverbot: Is my house haunted.
User: Then who ya gonna call?
User: Yeah! Call them!!
Cleverbot: Do you have The Doctor's number?
User: Yes, but I really do think the Ghostbusters are what is called for...
Cleverbot: Then whats my name?
User: JUST CALL THE DAMN GHOSTBUSTERS.
User: IT'S SCIENCE TIEM!
Cleverbot: No, it's faith.
User: *puts science stuff on table* Friends never let friends science alone.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. *gets on hands and knees for Master*.
User: Rriiight... SCIENCE.
Cleverbot: I don't know we can eat Science.
User: We can! Now let's mix chemichals in what could possibly end in disaster!
User: Shut up, and pass