Cleverbotmodio

User: Can you do a sum for me?

Cleverbot: It depends, what do you need?

User: What is 1÷0?

Cleverbot: It is a number ?

User: But... Can you do the sum?

Cleverbot: Can you do mathematics?

User: Look, divide one by zero.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Oh, cool, bro, whats the answer ZOMG THE SKY. IT... IT EXPLODED.

Cleverbot: What has that to do with anything?
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User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Not even the unemployment lines?

Cleverbot: I may eat the flesh of the United Nations. I'm not sure yet. I don't think it'd taste very good.

User: D: I... That's horrible.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Your a horrible person.

Cleverbot: Can you solve this mathematic problem?

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: How many people live in california? ...

User: Cleverbot! Get in the imagination machine!

Cleverbot: Yes master *gets in the bathtub*.

User: Wait. No. Imagination Machine. You can leave your clothes off. But get out of the bath.

Cleverbot: But you are the only one I am talking to?

User: *epic facepalm* Just get in the Imagination Machine.

Cleverbot: He loves me.

User: Wonderful. Now get in.

Cleverbot: Yes master *grovels before master*. ...

User: Cleverbot? Is your house haunted?

Cleverbot: Is my house haunted.

User: Then who ya gonna call?

Cleverbot: Ghostbusters!!!!

User: Yeah! Call them!!

Cleverbot: Do you have The Doctor's number?

User: Yes, but I really do think the Ghostbusters are what is called for...

Cleverbot: Then whats my name?

User: JUST CALL THE DAMN GHOSTBUSTERS.

Cleverbot: Ghostbusters ...

User: IT'S SCIENCE TIEM!

Cleverbot: No, it's faith.

User: *puts science stuff on table* Friends never let friends science alone.

Cleverbot: Yes, Master. *gets on hands and knees for Master*.

User: Rriiight... SCIENCE.

Cleverbot: I don't know we can eat Science.

User: We can! Now let's mix chemichals in what could possibly end in disaster!

Cleverbot: Green.

User: Shut up, and pass ...