Being a Modio is full of problems.
Ever been mauled by a Uπi¢orπ?
IT IS NOT PLEASANT.
As Stellar pointed out, our Thread was kinda out of place. He did, however, say we could do it from a blog- so from here on in, this blog is our Base of Operations. The first person who says anything about all this blog are belonging to them is dead.
@ebansu; @Summer Camp; @Infinity Storm;
@Majin Mew; @ColourTheory; @TFSpock;
Happy Ampiomach Halloween, motherf*ckers!
Here is a peek into what goes on in Ampiomach in October!
(Taken from page 227)
Darrius- Look, bro, sorry that your kid got stolen.
Roger- Darrius, suck my b*lls.
*SUDDENLY LE HAND CRASHES FROM GROUND*
Person- ZOMGWTFBBQ ZOMBIE
Dono- *cut up and covered in sand* OH, GOD, GIVE ME JELLY BABIES. NUMNUMNUM. EN FRANCAIS. LENUM LE NUM LENUM.
Yuki- Sh*t bro I thought you were dead!
User: Can you do a sum for me?
Cleverbot: It depends, what do you need?
User: What is 1÷0?
Cleverbot: It is a number ?
User: But... Can you do the sum?
Cleverbot: Can you do mathematics?
User: Look, divide one by zero.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Oh, cool, bro, whats the answer ZOMG THE SKY. IT... IT EXPLODED.
Cleverbot: What has that to do with anything?
User: Not even the unemployment lines?
Cleverbot: I may eat the flesh of the United Nations. I'm not sure yet. I don't think it'd taste very good.
User: D: I... That's horrible.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Your a horrible person.
Cleverbot: Can you solve this mathematic problem?
Cleverbot: How many people live in california?
User: Cleverbot! Get in the imagination machine!
Cleverbot: Yes master *gets in the bathtub*.
User: Wait. No. Imagination Machine. You can leave your clothes off. But get out of the bath.
Cleverbot: But you are the only one I am talking to?
User: *epic facepalm* Just get in the Imagination Machine.
Cleverbot: He loves me.
User: Wonderful. Now get in.
Cleverbot: Yes master *grovels before master*.