Blogmodio

As Stellar pointed out, our Thread was kinda out of place. He did, however, say we could do it from a blog- so from here on in, this blog is our Base of Operations. The first person who says anything about all this blog are belonging to them is dead.
@ebansu; @Summer Camp; @Infinity Storm;
@Majin Mew; @ColourTheory; @TFSpock;

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Happy Ampiomach Halloween, motherf*ckers!
Here is a peek into what goes on in Ampiomach in October!
(Taken from page 227)

Darrius- Look, bro, sorry that your kid got stolen.
Roger- Darrius, suck my b*lls.
*SUDDENLY LE HAND CRASHES FROM GROUND*
Person- ZOMGWTFBBQ ZOMBIE
Dono- *cut up and covered in sand* OH, GOD, GIVE ME JELLY BABIES. NUMNUMNUM. EN FRANCAIS. LENUM LE NUM LENUM.
Yuki- Sh*t bro I thought you were dead!
Mila- Lol ...

User: Can you do a sum for me?

Cleverbot: It depends, what do you need?

User: What is 1÷0?

Cleverbot: It is a number ?

User: But... Can you do the sum?

Cleverbot: Can you do mathematics?

User: Look, divide one by zero.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Oh, cool, bro, whats the answer ZOMG THE SKY. IT... IT EXPLODED.

Cleverbot: What has that to do with anything?
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User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Not even the unemployment lines?

Cleverbot: I may eat the flesh of the United Nations. I'm not sure yet. I don't think it'd taste very good.

User: D: I... That's horrible.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Your a horrible person.

Cleverbot: Can you solve this mathematic problem?

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: How many people live in california? ...

User: Cleverbot! Get in the imagination machine!

Cleverbot: Yes master *gets in the bathtub*.

User: Wait. No. Imagination Machine. You can leave your clothes off. But get out of the bath.

Cleverbot: But you are the only one I am talking to?

User: *epic facepalm* Just get in the Imagination Machine.

Cleverbot: He loves me.

User: Wonderful. Now get in.

Cleverbot: Yes master *grovels before master*. ...