Go ahead. Ask me stuff. I'll answer with 95.3% honesty. If you get the reference in the title, I'll throw in the extra 4.7%.
8 and 54
#22, #26, #42 and #52.
8) Chainsmokers. Women with thick New York accents.
54) Dunno. people asking me what my biggest turn-ons are
@Jack of Blades
53) My lack of motivation/superpowers
52) "Im home [sic]". Yeah, I don't text much
51) "Wait a minute- why the hell am I compromising here? Screw you, you're an idiot!"
(Translation: arguments are all too hard to end peacefully. This ended peacefully, and one day later I realized it shouldn't have)
50) ...this question makes no sense... (?)
2) Rollerblading. Never figured it out.
4) Never had one [/loser]
5) Ranges between "theatrically narcissistic", and "low enough to induce paranoia"
6) People you don't know, unless they come here without my knowledge (I don't think they do; they're Serebii people :P)
7) Oooh, tough one... I'm gonna go with Chuck Klosterman's Fargo Rock City for now.
8) Already answered. Though I suppose I could add "shed dog fur"...
9) Insane otaku habitually promiscuous weirdo. (He's tons o' fun)
10) Elephants. I've ridden one before.
Ding! You win stuff.
26) My paranoid obsession with being liked by others.
24) You're a Pixies fan who likes food, Pokémon, and doesn't mind making entire conversations using BlackAdder quotes.
42) "Thanks for being such a bro today"
(means more in context; maybe I'll explain it some other time)
52) Again, "Im home". It should be noted that my phone is from 2006 and fulfills all my phone-related needs. That should tell you how much I text.
Can my prize be more LoZ games plzkthx? :>