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Some Mormons came to my door today...

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by , 22nd October 2011 at 07:51 PM (509 Views)
So I turned on some loud heavy metal and went to the door and screamed "I LOVE SATAN!!!!!" at them. They ran off extremely fast before they could try to say anything.

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  1. GatoRage's Avatar
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    How did you know they were Mormons so that you could turn on the music before you answered the door...?
  2. Catilena1890's Avatar
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    Bahahahaha that is so epic! I would totally do that! My hero <3
  3. Cyber Jet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatoRage
    How did you know they were Mormons so that you could turn on the music before you answered the door...?
    I have a window above the door to my house and looked down to see who was knocking since I was up there and could tell who they where from there cloths and the bibles in there hands.
  4. Neltharion S. Deathwing's Avatar
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    There ain't no Mormons where I live here. Lucky me..?
  5. TarotCard2's Avatar
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    I do something like this with jehovahs wittnesses.
  6. Ino-Chan's Avatar
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    You should have offered a pig to slaughter. It's what I do
  7. Jack Pschitt's Avatar
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    5 years from now, they're all going to laugh about this.

    Either that, or they'll have a violent grudge against you.
    Karamazov likes this.
  8. Delsin Rowe's Avatar
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    I just make satanic faces, but I do like your way better. :O
  9. DarkDreams's Avatar
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    LMAO winnnrraarr
  10. X Dragoon's Avatar
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    No evil psychopathic laughter?
  11. Baron Dante's Avatar
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    Not epic enough.

    We had a few mormors coming once, and I was in the shower. So, logically, I went with only a towel with me. They were 2 pretty young girls, so I told them that they can come in and tell me about their stuff, even though I'm drunk. Also that I'm fresh out of the shower for their enjoyment. They declined. :(

    What's with them, really? For once someone would listen.
  12. Eitarou's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Dante
    Not epic enough.

    We had a few mormors coming once, and I was in the shower. So, logically, I went with only a towel with me. They were 2 pretty young girls, so I told them that they can come in and tell me about their stuff, even though I'm drunk. Also that I'm fresh out of the shower for their enjoyment. They declined. :(

    What's with them, really? For once someone would listen.
    ...I'm sorry, what?
  13. J J M's Avatar
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    So go naked when it's mormons? Gotcha.
  14. Laterose's Avatar
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    I love you, and I've only just met you.
  15. Ultra Pidgeot's Avatar
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    I'm sorry. I've gotta say I find this extremely disrespectful. A simple "I'm sorry, I already have a religion. Thanks for the offer." would have dispersed them as effectively without the fright and disrespect.
  16. Olivia Eon's Avatar
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    Geez... I can not believe you people are APPROVING of this extremely childish behavior. Please try to grow up a little, okay?
  17. Kutomba's Avatar
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    Oh god, that's freaking hilarious. XD Maybe sometimes being childish is okay. -gives cookie-
  18. GatoRage's Avatar
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    I also find it a bit hard to believe that they would "run off extremely fast" like in some cartoon just because some kid screams at them. So sorry, I'm calling pants on this anecdote.

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