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How did you know they were Mormons so that you could turn on the music before you answered the door...?

Bahahahaha that is so epic! I would totally do that! My hero <3

Originally Posted by GatoRage

How did you know they were Mormons so that you could turn on the music before you answered the door...?

I have a window above the door to my house and looked down to see who was knocking since I was up there and could tell who they where from there cloths and the bibles in there hands.

There ain't no Mormons where I live here. Lucky me..?

I do something like this with jehovahs wittnesses.

You should have offered a pig to slaughter. It's what I do

5 years from now, they're all going to laugh about this.

Either that, or they'll have a violent grudge against you.

I just make satanic faces, but I do like your way better. :O

LMAO winnnrraarr

No evil psychopathic laughter?

Not epic enough.

We had a few mormors coming once, and I was in the shower. So, logically, I went with only a towel with me. They were 2 pretty young girls, so I told them that they can come in and tell me about their stuff, even though I'm drunk. Also that I'm fresh out of the shower for their enjoyment. They declined. :(

What's with them, really? For once someone would listen.

Originally Posted by Baron Dante

Not epic enough.

We had a few mormors coming once, and I was in the shower. So, logically, I went with only a towel with me. They were 2 pretty young girls, so I told them that they can come in and tell me about their stuff, even though I'm drunk. Also that I'm fresh out of the shower for their enjoyment. They declined. :(

What's with them, really? For once someone would listen.

...I'm sorry, what?

So go naked when it's mormons? Gotcha.

I love you, and I've only just met you.

I'm sorry. I've gotta say I find this extremely disrespectful. A simple "I'm sorry, I already have a religion. Thanks for the offer." would have dispersed them as effectively without the fright and disrespect.

Geez... I can not believe you people are APPROVING of this extremely childish behavior. Please try to grow up a little, okay?

Oh god, that's freaking hilarious. XD Maybe sometimes being childish is okay. -gives cookie-

I also find it a bit hard to believe that they would "run off extremely fast" like in some cartoon just because some kid screams at them. So sorry, I'm calling pants on this anecdote.