Haven't done one of these in a while, so eh, why not.
Um whats you favorite color?
What are you thinking about?
1) Black is cool.
2) School. :<
Paper or Plastic and Coke or Pepsi?
1) Paper, I s'pose.
2) Coke. Always coke.
OK , you're lost in the woods. Your gun has 1 bullet in it, and you encounter a jaguar, a lion and a bear. What do you do?
why dont you call anymore?
@Bart: Close my eyes, spin around 3 times, shoot randomly, and hope for the best. I can tell there's a riddle here which I'm too stupid to figure out.
@Viral: I lost your number. :'(
Do you like me?
Do you like Oshawott?
1) You're Twiggy, right? Yeah, you're a pretty cool dude.
2) Oshawott's pretty cute, but he doesn't have anything on Smugleaf.