Oh, you kids and your bandwagons...
by, 24th July 2012 at 07:10 PM (356 Views)
So, I hear that the latest bandwagon is something called "25 reasons why so-and-so is awesome." Well, I'll play along, I guess. I'll pick myself, as I could definitely use an ego boost, right? Right? Oh, fuck it...
25 Reasons Why Satoshi-kun Smells Funny
1. I would smell funny if I wore a clown nose.
2. What did the cannibal say to the other cannibal as they were eating a clown?
3. This tastes funny!
4. That wasn't very funny, was it?
5. My feet get sweaty, so my socks do smell funny.
6. It's summer, and there's a lot of humidity where I live. I sweat when I'm hot. This makes me smell funny.
7. Whenever I eat beans, my farts smell funny.
Oh, I can't do it! No! Bad! Bad! Bad bandwagon!!!!! Go to your room without dinner.
Here, have some Gible Spoilers instead.
(that last one is dedicated to people who take shipping way too seriously)
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