Diary of a Wimpy Admin

Hmm... what can I do, what can I do...

Disclaimer: Things listed as favorites are not necessarily favorites. I'm picking some of these titles just to troll. Chances are, if there's a link, you should probably click it.


Favorite Author: Lemony Snicket (never read any of his/her books, but the name cracks me up)
Favorite Book: P.S. Your Cat Is Dead (this book exists, it's fucking awesome)
Favorite Series of Books: The Uncle John's Bathroom Readers (because everyone needs something to read while makin' brown)
Favorite Movie: The Forbidden Zone (this movie rules)
Favorite Series of Movies: The Moron Movies videos
Favorite Singer: Little Jimmy Urine
Favorite Band: Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles (yes, this band exists), The Butthole Surfers (yes, so does this band)
Favorite Webcomic: Nothing Nice To Say (it's a Punk webcomic, it fucking rules)
Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who
Favorite Season: Salt
Favorite Holiday: Left-handers Day
Favorite Soda: Anything with lots of caffeine
Favorite Food: What the heck is this, Earthbound???
Favorite Color: Green or Blue

Maybe if I'm feeling less trollish later, I might make a list of real favorites in the comments. Don't hold your breath.