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A Guide to Sports for Dummies by Dummies: Part 2

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by , 6th June 2013 at 11:25 PM (411 Views)
So, I know that there are many more sports that I should cover. Here are some more. I will post a third part tomorrow.

Part 1 can be enjoyed here.

A Guide to Sports for Dummies by Dummies: Part 2

Wrestling:
a. A sport for sweaty people who may or may not be on performance enhancing (as well as non-performance enhancing) drugs. Basically, it's dramatic theater for people who don't generally go to plays. Two (or more) people perform theatrical tackles, throw things at people, and do other things that look painful, but are actually fake.
b. Two sweaty people who get each other into various positions to stop their movement. The only differences between this and porn is that these people wear clothing.

Tennis: Two people hold rackets that are strung up in a criss-cross pattern (that will make you jump, jump), whacking a ball across a concrete field that has a net seperating it. Boring as fuck, but not as boring as golf.

Golf: A bunch of people hit a teenie tiny ball with a wide arrangement of sticks (that would rival the inventory of any JRPG), trying to hit the ball across a gigantic lawn and sink it into a hole. The only difference between this and a regular lawn is that a golf player is less likely to step into dog poop. Actually, if someone stepped into dog poop, that would make this sport a lot more interesting.

Volleyball: Two groups of people try to hit a big soft ball across a net without having the ball hit the ground. Sometimes this is played on a beach, and both groups of people wear as little clothing as possible, while members of the opposite sex (and occasionally the same sex) watch this, although they don't really care what the teams are doing with the ball...
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Updated 7th June 2013 at 08:42 AM by Satoshi-kun

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  1. Kogoro's Avatar
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    Golf is more fun to play than it is to watch. (Even more fun when you include alcohol to the gameplay.)

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