I HAVE FOUND THE REAL ENEMY.
by, 23rd June 2011 at 08:47 AM (381 Views)
The enemy isn't politicians or terrorists, not even kitties. THE REAL THREAT TO SOCIETY ARE BUGS.
"Why Sapphire, bugs are an important part of our ecosystem, how can you hate them?"
I don't hate them all. Just the ones here. THE ONES THAT CRAWLED IN MY LAPTOP LAST NIGHT AND REFUSED TO FUCKING DIE.
Let me tell you the story...
Last night, my mom made me go to my room. Of course, she didn't let me bring my laptop. I wasn't worried much, what's the worst that could happen? I WAS WRONG. This morning, when I woke up, I went to use it.
I found a little bug, but I killed it quickly and continued using it. Then, THEY WERE ANGRY. A bunch of them crawled out the arrow keys. I freaked out, of course, and went to find every single cleaning utensil in the house.
At first, I cleaned it with a damp cloth. DIDN'T WORK. Hairdryer, DIDN'T WORK. Screaming at it, DIDN'T WORK.
In case you're wondering, these aren't your regular bugs. You can't find them in the States.
They are motherfucking puertorrican bugs, called "abayardes" (ah-bah-yahr-des)
The fuckers are small and red, and usually don't sting. OH, BUT WHEN THEY DO. THE LITTLE THINGS STING HARD. IT BURNS FOR WEEKS, AND THE BUGBITE IS HUGE!
Luckily, I didn't get stunged. But those things...those...EVILDOERS, are basically unkillable. I used everything.
I went on my iPod and looked for solutions. It said I had to take it to the factory. And I said: "OH HELL NO. I AM NOT TAKING IT TO THE FACTORY. IT'S IN JAPAN!" and I continued cleaning.
Eventually, I got pissed, so I made a little "experiment."
I mixed Raid, Lestoil, Windex, Febreze and Clorox, and made the ultimate bugkiller (and anything else,for that matter, as I put some in the backyard and it killed the crabgrass in what felt like five minutes.)
They were dead! Problem solved! Right? WRONG!
Their little corpses, were still there. So I vacuumed it.
AND TA DA! NO MORE BUGS!
But since, I'm obsessive, I basically cleaned the whole house.
So, tell me, have you ever had a similar problem?
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